1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 2 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,791 ♪ Got the face on Like oh, yeah ♪ 3 00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:38,310 ♪ In the mirror Lookin' like mm, yeah ♪ 4 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:40,310 ♪ On the run like gym shoes 5 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,517 ♪ Stepping on the deck With the brand new-new ♪ 6 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:46,103 ♪ Vroom-vroom, I'm flying High with the vultures ♪ 7 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:48,275 ♪ And I'm feeling that heat 'Cause I'm golden ♪ 8 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:50,413 ♪ I got the keys, I'm a queen 9 00:00:50,448 --> 00:00:52,241 ♪ Feeling good, I gotta sing 10 00:00:52,275 --> 00:00:54,655 ♪ Just a good day, Have a good day ♪ 11 00:00:54,689 --> 00:00:57,172 ♪ I got sunshine on my face 12 00:00:57,241 --> 00:00:59,448 ♪ Singing bee-bop Wherever I go ♪ 13 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:01,825 ♪ I got sunshine in my soul 14 00:01:01,827 --> 00:01:04,241 ♪ I want everyone to know 15 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:06,655 ♪ So I got to let it show 16 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:08,793 Looking good. 17 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,586 ♪ Come and get it 18 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,482 Good to have you back this year, Carlton. 19 00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:16,172 -My name is Ryan. -Oh. 20 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,206 Well guys, we only got a week. 21 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,342 Got to stay on top of our game. 22 00:01:20,344 --> 00:01:21,689 Be back in a minute. 23 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,896 ♪ I got sand down in my boots 24 00:01:25,965 --> 00:01:27,827 ♪ Time to get loose, get loose 25 00:01:27,862 --> 00:01:30,172 Look out! 26 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:37,551 ♪ Pride long, and it's stronger Than a brick house ♪ 27 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:41,515 ♪ Please don't make me have to bring the b 28 00:01:41,517 --> 00:01:43,342 ♪ Here and now I see it all 29 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:44,965 ♪ Looking in my crystal ball 30 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,827 ♪ Here and now I see it all 31 00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:48,689 ♪ Looking in my crystal ball 32 00:01:48,724 --> 00:01:50,517 ♪ Build them bricks up One by one... ♪ 33 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:53,896 ♪ Build them bricks up One by one ♪ 34 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:55,827 ♪ Stack it tall, Don't let it fall ♪ 35 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:57,827 Hey. 36 00:01:57,862 --> 00:01:59,825 Mom, I was going to call last night. 37 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,756 But... You there? 38 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:03,931 Yeah, I'm just out here multitasking, 39 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:05,965 checking out my new gun, 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,793 and I'm calling to remind you about the shoes, remember? 41 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:11,275 Your first day, you're wearing those Michael Kors flats 42 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,896 with that cute little... 43 00:02:12,931 --> 00:02:14,827 -Mom. - ...Sparkle on the-- Yeah. 44 00:02:14,896 --> 00:02:17,241 I got this. I'm gonna start work on Monday. 45 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,586 Rule the world by Tuesday. just like we planned. 46 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,655 Listen, you're working for theCrystal Maitland, Keke, 47 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:25,411 okay? This is very important. You worked so hard for this. 48 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,482 Your dad and I spent a lot for that degree. 49 00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,482 As if you gave me any other option 50 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:31,586 -but to wildly succeed. - Don't screw it up. 51 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,827 - Wear the damn shoes. - Hey sweetie, Tash. 52 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:38,310 -Daddy, How are you? - Oh hey, Miss Harvard MBA! 53 00:02:38,379 --> 00:02:40,793 When you coming home? I made pecan pie. 54 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,896 Yeah, and just so you know, I ate it all. 55 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:44,756 - He did. - Oh! 56 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:46,482 Guess who I saw at that Thai place 57 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:47,896 on Diamond that gives me gas? 58 00:02:47,931 --> 00:02:49,758 Your old beau Will. 59 00:02:50,448 --> 00:02:53,379 Dad, I told you years ago. Will is dead to me. 60 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:56,724 Just sayin'. The dead is looking pretty good. 61 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,965 I'll be right back, okay? 62 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:01,034 Oh no, wait a minute. 63 00:03:01,103 --> 00:03:03,653 Gram-jam's been rushed to the hospital. 64 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:05,655 -Wait, what? - Baby girl, I don't know. 65 00:03:05,689 --> 00:03:07,448 But you know what? I'm on it. 66 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:09,310 -Mom, is she okay? - Keke, I got it. 67 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:10,965 Oh! 68 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,689 You know what, Sean? Take my gun again 69 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,827 and see what happens. 70 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,862 - So how's the block party coming? 71 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,965 It's the 40th anniversary, you know. 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,827 My family never misses it. 73 00:03:21,862 --> 00:03:25,620 Great. It's the 40th anniversary, you know. 74 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:31,000 Janice, I want you to remember these five words 75 00:03:31,034 --> 00:03:33,344 and repeat them for me in the same order, okay? 76 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,689 -Okay. -Blue, clock, 77 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:38,689 train, white, Texas. 78 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:40,827 Blue, clock, 79 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:43,965 Texas, white, racist. 80 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,551 Well, my mama may be falling apart, 81 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,689 but my baby girl is starting a brand new job 82 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:54,965 - with theCrystal Mait-- - Maitland. 83 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,689 We know, we know. 84 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:58,931 You done told us a hundred damn times. 85 00:03:58,965 --> 00:04:01,000 You know what, Debra? I can't with you. 86 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:02,655 Where the hell have you been? 87 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,068 Since when y'all started being punctual? 88 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:06,965 Well, we all are here. 89 00:04:07,034 --> 00:04:09,517 Everybody loves your mom. Don't pretend you don't know. 90 00:04:09,551 --> 00:04:11,620 It's easy to enjoy the game with box seats. 91 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:12,896 Tash. 92 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:15,689 I need me a change of Depends. 93 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:17,379 -Go. You do it. -No, you. 94 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:18,687 -He depending on you. -It's your turn. 95 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:20,413 No, it's your turn. 96 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:23,724 - Remind me-- - My baby! 97 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:27,032 - Keke! - What! C'mon! 98 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,000 -Hi baby. Okay. -What are you doing here? 99 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,894 -Why are you in Michigan? -Don't worry. 100 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,758 I go back tomorrow. I just wanted to come for the weekend 101 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:36,448 -to check on Gram-jam. -Yeah, Tasha, come on. 102 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:39,344 -Just give your daughter a hug. -Come on, give your mama a hug. 103 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:42,722 Oh my goodness. 104 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:45,032 Honey, how long have you had these nappy things on your head? 105 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,793 Twenty weeks? 106 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:48,860 You smell like old hot dog water and trap house carpet. 107 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:50,896 - Baby, her hair is fine. - Sean. 108 00:04:50,931 --> 00:04:53,586 She is working for a Fortune 500 company. 109 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,722 She's not a bassist in a reggae band. 110 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:58,000 I was going to have them taken out and then you call-- 111 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,620 Never mind. How's Gram-jam? 112 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:01,551 -Hey, y'all. Sorry we late. -Hey. 113 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,825 Hey, Keke. How's it going? 114 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,103 Hey, you remember me, right? Your cousin-in-law. 115 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:11,620 -Married your cousin here. -Yes, Ben, I remember you. 116 00:05:12,586 --> 00:05:14,620 Eboni, your braid looks on point. 117 00:05:14,655 --> 00:05:15,931 Thank you. 118 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,758 It must be nice not to care about your appearance. 119 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:22,103 You're so brave, girl. I couldn't do it. 120 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:28,344 Bunny rabbit, you're here! 121 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,275 Gram-jam! 122 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:32,862 Well, your daughter's here too. 123 00:05:32,931 --> 00:05:35,655 - And your other granddaughter. - You look so good. 124 00:05:35,689 --> 00:05:38,551 I'm so glad you made it in time for Summer Sizzle. 125 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:41,068 It's the 40th anniversary, you know. 126 00:05:41,103 --> 00:05:42,965 Oh, I can't wait to play our song. 127 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Gram-jam, I can't stay for Summer Sizzle. 128 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:47,448 We talked about this on the phone, remember? 129 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:51,862 Mom, you know, Keke's got to get back to Atlanta tomorrow. 130 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:55,793 She's working with theCrystal Maitland Monday morning, 131 00:05:55,827 --> 00:05:58,655 the number one Black entrepreneur in America. 132 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:01,068 -I told you this. -But Keke, 133 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:03,931 the doctor says my mind ain't what it used to be, 134 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,758 and I'm going to need a lot of help to make sure 135 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:10,758 that the Summer Sizzle is going to be a success. 136 00:06:10,827 --> 00:06:14,793 And it's the 40th anniversary this year. 137 00:06:15,034 --> 00:06:17,034 I've got to do my finale. 138 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:21,551 Ma, look. I, um... 139 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,689 I don't think you're going to be able to run 140 00:06:24,724 --> 00:06:27,000 the block party this year, with or without help. 141 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,482 Has Gram-jam been repeating herself a lot lately? 142 00:06:29,517 --> 00:06:30,896 Are you kidding me? 143 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:33,000 One minute she's in and the next she's out. 144 00:06:33,034 --> 00:06:34,827 Just like your Black card. 145 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:38,068 You'd know that if you were here more than Christmas and Easter. 146 00:06:38,103 --> 00:06:40,722 Excuse me, Mrs. McQueen, could we speak for a moment? 147 00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:42,344 Yeah. Be right back, Mom. 148 00:06:43,206 --> 00:06:46,032 You have to run the block party this year. 149 00:06:46,034 --> 00:06:48,655 I wish I could stay. I really do. 150 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:50,862 -But I can't. -You remember how much fun 151 00:06:50,896 --> 00:06:52,482 we used to have? 152 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:55,896 Oh! 153 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,860 And our dance. 154 00:06:57,862 --> 00:07:00,413 ♪ Ooh, baby... 155 00:07:00,896 --> 00:07:04,103 - ♪ You got that... - Whatever it was. 156 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,379 Dr. Ligon seems to think 157 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:08,446 that Gram-jam should be fine for now, 158 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:11,446 with a part time at-home caregiver. 159 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:13,413 But at some point, with her dementia, 160 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:15,724 she's going to need full-time assisted living. 161 00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:17,586 I don't even want to think about 162 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,793 how much that assisted living is going to cost. 163 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:22,034 I'm sure a part-time nurse won't be cheap either. 164 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:24,827 No. I'm going to start getting them checks ready 165 00:07:24,896 --> 00:07:27,655 because the first candidate for her nurse starts tomorrow 166 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:29,724 -on a trial basis. -I don't like the idea 167 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:31,965 of some stranger in Gram-jam's house. 168 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,963 How do we know we can trust this person? 169 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:37,448 Well, if you want to meet her, come with us tomorrow afternoon. 170 00:07:37,482 --> 00:07:38,965 My flight's at 4 p.m. 171 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,034 I was meaning to ask you for a ride to the airport. 172 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:43,793 You can meet her via Zoom from Atlanta. 173 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,724 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya... ♪ 174 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,793 I'll change my flight to a later time. 175 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,618 -It's no big deal. -There you go. 176 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,618 You know, you're gonna work my last nerve. 177 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,034 You're getting on that plane, 178 00:07:57,068 --> 00:07:58,965 right after you get that hair done. 179 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:02,000 Say something, Sean. 180 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:05,103 Mm-hmm. 181 00:08:07,689 --> 00:08:09,896 You remember the year DeBarge reunited onstage? 182 00:08:09,965 --> 00:08:12,517 Ooh, and some of them still look damn good today. 183 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:14,827 You always wanted one of them pretty-haired, light skin 184 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,413 DeBarge people. 185 00:08:17,034 --> 00:08:19,000 There she is! 186 00:08:19,034 --> 00:08:22,170 The Harvard graduate, two times over. 187 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,827 We were just talking about all the old Summer Sizzles. 188 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:27,379 Thanks for taking my braids out on such short notice. 189 00:08:27,448 --> 00:08:29,103 Anything for you. Now your mama called, 190 00:08:29,137 --> 00:08:30,931 she wants me to give you a condition, 191 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:33,034 a cellophane and beachy wave. 192 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:36,034 Yes, she thinks straightened hair is far more professional. 193 00:08:36,068 --> 00:08:38,448 Tasha's been listening to too much Paul Mooney, 194 00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:39,862 God rest his soul. 195 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:42,241 What's that he said? "Your hair relaxed, 196 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:44,517 white people relaxed." 197 00:08:44,551 --> 00:08:47,344 "If your head nappy, they ain't happy." 198 00:08:50,034 --> 00:08:52,344 So your mama sends you all the way to Atlanta 199 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:57,034 to Crystal Maitland with some big plan to take over the world. 200 00:08:57,724 --> 00:09:00,344 I wish your mama would put a plan of action in place 201 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,929 to help more with Janice. Seriously, Keke, 202 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:05,000 we really appreciate what you're doing. 203 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:07,344 I mean, she just wanted me to come see her. 204 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:08,827 No, don't be modest. 205 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,929 She told us that you're going to handle 206 00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:12,344 the block party this year. 207 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,344 And God knows she can't do it herself. 208 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:17,101 So he sent you. Amen. 209 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:20,101 Yes. And the assistant director is now the director. 210 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:22,758 You should book the DeBarges. Baby, that's our song. 211 00:09:22,827 --> 00:09:24,689 - Ooh! - ♪ Baby 212 00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:29,000 ♪ All this love Is waiting for you ♪ 213 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,827 ♪ My baby 214 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,963 - Hey! - ♪ My darling 215 00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:36,793 -♪ Baby, all this love... - ♪ All our love 216 00:09:36,862 --> 00:09:39,172 - ♪ Is waiting for you - ♪ Waiting for you 217 00:09:39,206 --> 00:09:40,965 Do the other part, they go, 218 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:43,103 - ♪ Say who loves you... - Wait, no, no. 219 00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:46,620 I'm not taking over the block party or anything else. 220 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,379 Well, that's what she told me. 221 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:50,068 -And me. -And me. 222 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:51,896 This is all news to me. 223 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:53,929 So Janice didn't ask you for help? 224 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:56,000 She asked me for help, but I never said-- 225 00:09:56,034 --> 00:09:57,689 And you said no? 226 00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:04,000 Hey, hey, hey. 227 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:06,103 Morning, family. 228 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:09,724 Morning Debra, Daryl. People I do not know. 229 00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:11,241 I brought donuts and coffee, y'all. 230 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:14,413 Oh, Buddy is so nice. So sweet. 231 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,689 I'm just a simple white boy trying to be neighborly. 232 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,172 Especially so close to Juneteenth, am I right? 233 00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:22,586 Know what I'm saying? Can I get a witness? 234 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:25,517 Anyway. Hey. 235 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:29,275 I want to sponsor a booth in Summer Sizzle. 236 00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:32,241 Who I give my cheddar cheese to? 237 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,862 Oh, Keke's handling all that. 238 00:10:33,896 --> 00:10:35,379 - Yes! - No. 239 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,862 Yes, queen, yes. 240 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,586 Hey, hey, hey. My card. 241 00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:41,791 No, I-- 242 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:44,000 I heard about Granny. Prayers went up. 243 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,791 Glad it's all good. Amazing woman. 244 00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:50,896 She is the Rosa Parks of Coretta Scott Kings 245 00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:52,275 of Grand Rapids, Michigan. 246 00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,101 Anyway, I gots to go. 247 00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:57,310 -Audi 5000, y'all. -Thanks again, Buddy. 248 00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:58,758 Oh, and... 249 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,068 Your lives do matter. 250 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,170 Mm. 251 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:08,998 Adios. 252 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 That is goodbye in Mexican. Peace. 253 00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:17,000 This is the game plan. We stay strong. 254 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:19,655 Under no circumstances are you to stay here 255 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,724 and help with the block party. 256 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,689 You know, your grandmother may have dementia, 257 00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,931 but she is still a very determined woman. 258 00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:29,275 Summer Sizzle is less than a week away. 259 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:31,756 -And look at this mess. -Promise me 260 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,862 that you'll get on that plane tonight. 261 00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:37,000 She's going to pull at your heartstrings. Your sweet tooth. 262 00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,931 Okay? She's going to use all her weapons. 263 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,827 -She's got your number. -Mom. 264 00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:42,241 Your mama is right. 265 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:45,758 Your grandmother is a conniving old woman, 266 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:48,000 -and I say that with love. -Sean. 267 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:50,965 I said I said it with love. All right, let's do it. 268 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,620 Young William. 269 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,758 -Hey, boy, how you doing? -What's up, y'all? 270 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,689 Yo, Keke? What's up? 271 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:11,896 Will. What are you doing here? 272 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,758 Uh, I was actually just dropping off 273 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,655 Gram-jam's delivery for her joint pain. 274 00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,413 I think that should be left her doctors, 275 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:20,000 and not whatever it is you got going on. 276 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,000 You're still mad at me. 277 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:26,310 I understand. 278 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,310 -I'mma see you later. -I leave tonight. 279 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:29,827 So maybe next time. 280 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,896 - Keke. - Alice. 281 00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:43,137 -You two know each other? -We were in third grade 282 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:45,137 accelerated Chinese summer camp together. 283 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:51,068 Your grandma's doing great, by the way. 284 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,724 Dr. Ligon upped my steroid prescription 285 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,137 and I'm feeling so much better. 286 00:12:57,172 --> 00:13:00,413 Keke, I got a surprise for you. 287 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,068 - Wow. - I see this a lot. 288 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:07,000 Steroids often give a false sense of confidence. 289 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:09,965 Uh-huh, to her and every real housewife of Atlanta. 290 00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:12,137 - Yeah. - As I recall, Keke, 291 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:15,448 you and Alice were close friends back in the day. 292 00:13:15,482 --> 00:13:18,896 Uh, close? Mom wanted me to be Alice. 293 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,377 Come on, now. 294 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,448 You know, she had such a success-minded family. 295 00:13:22,482 --> 00:13:24,310 Of course I wanted to be just like her. 296 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,379 My parents loved me when I was an obedient student. 297 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,724 Loved. 298 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,068 They loved me. 299 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:36,377 Okay. 300 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:39,206 Well, you know, all those Chinese immersion classes 301 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:41,137 are what got my Keke into Harvard. 302 00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:43,034 - Isn't that right? - Keke? 303 00:13:43,068 --> 00:13:45,103 You're not going to guess what I got for you. 304 00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:46,965 I made your favorite. 305 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,379 So, appears she's back to her manipulative self. 306 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,172 Now, are you sure she has dementia? 307 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,482 She has her moments. 308 00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:58,310 I know you only want to hire a caregiver three days a week, 309 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,137 but I think she probably needs five 310 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,931 and would probably look into full time senior housing. 311 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,517 Well, trying to find decent senior housing 312 00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:08,793 for working class Black folks is hard and expensive. 313 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:11,310 And those places aren't really set up for Black folks. 314 00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:14,446 I mean, There's no bid whist or spades. 315 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,273 Just a bunch of white folks 316 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:18,551 sitting around eating food that tastes like cardboard. 317 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:21,206 Baby, they don't even have hot sauce in those places. 318 00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:23,793 It's a damn shame. 319 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,517 You're not gonna guess what I have. 320 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:28,000 There's plenty more 321 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,344 if you stay for Summer Sizzle. 322 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:32,965 Mmm. 323 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,000 Gram-jam. 324 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:38,446 These have kick. 325 00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:41,101 Yeah, the cinnamon has got a zing to it. 326 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:43,241 - Mm. -You used to eat them in one bite. 327 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,000 Is anything wrong? 328 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:48,172 - Yummy. - Good. 329 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:50,448 I'll go get some more. 330 00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:54,862 Hey Keke, I think she probably mixed up 331 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,551 the cinnamon and the Cayenne again. 332 00:14:56,620 --> 00:15:00,101 - Now you tell me? - It's like Russian roulette. 333 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,896 Sometimes they're just fine. 334 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:05,206 Dementia sometimes damages smell and taste 335 00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,862 -along with loss of inhibitions. -Oh. 336 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:12,032 Did I tell you that this is the 40th anniversary 337 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:14,172 -of Summer Sizzle? -Only for the hundredth time. 338 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:18,170 We've got vendors, food. We've got music. 339 00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:20,413 All we need is you, bunny rabbit. 340 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:23,000 Mama, stop it! I know what you're trying to do. 341 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:26,000 Anybody say home movie time? 342 00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:27,931 Home movie time! 343 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,551 All right, all right. 344 00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:32,379 No one said movie time. 345 00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:35,068 - Oh boy. - Look at us, Keke. 346 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,586 You were so cute with those glasses. 347 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,862 Uh-oh. 348 00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:42,482 Thank God for contacts. 349 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:51,998 Ooh. Now that's the neighborhood busboy, Dennis. 350 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,344 Woo! 351 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,586 Dennis is actually a huge restaurateur in the D now. 352 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,515 -Yeah. -He used to give me 353 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,931 those special kisses, ooh. 354 00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:03,965 - Right between my... - Mom! Mom. 355 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,584 -Mom, mom. -Stop it, stop it. 356 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,586 Stop it, please. We don't need to hear all that. 357 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,411 Mmm, mmm. 358 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:13,103 ♪ Head to toe... 359 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,896 Look at you. 360 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,413 ♪ Today started with A crazy kiss... ♪ 361 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,239 Come on, Keke. Let's dance. 362 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,241 Dance like you used to. Come on, girl. 363 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,000 -Keke. -Dance with me. Come on, Keke. 364 00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:33,273 They say that one of the best ways to connect 365 00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:36,377 - with dementia patients is through music. - -It's our song, girl. 366 00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,377 Come on, let's show 'em. 367 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:51,411 ♪ I got to, got to Tell ya, darling ♪ 368 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:54,549 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 369 00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:56,066 ♪ From head to toe 370 00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,931 Don't enable her fantasy, Keke. 371 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:02,689 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 372 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,965 ♪ From head to toe 373 00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,034 Stop! 374 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,551 ♪ From head to toe... 375 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:16,310 ♪ I know... 376 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:19,344 Okay, I'll do it. I'll stay and plan Summer Sizzle. 377 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:30,000 Thank you so much 378 00:17:30,034 --> 00:17:32,965 for coming to this emergency Summer Sizzle planning meeting. 379 00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:36,379 Janice, Gram-jam, is going to get a little help 380 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:39,135 from her assistant director this year. 381 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:42,206 Keke saved the day. 382 00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:47,655 - We have a lot of details to go over. -So you in charge, huh? 383 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,413 Trust me, Eboni, I don't want to be. 384 00:17:50,482 --> 00:17:52,137 Then maybe I should be. 385 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:57,689 Look, I understand how you might be feeling. 386 00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:00,135 Our family treats me differently than you. 387 00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:02,413 Can we please set that aside for Gram-jam? 388 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,103 You know, I got passed over 389 00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:06,034 the role of running the block party this year, 390 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,068 but I completely understand why it's you. 391 00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:09,758 Even though I run a local business, 392 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,239 have a good relationship with the neighborhood, 393 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:15,620 and I've been to every block party since I was born. I haven't missed one. 394 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:18,241 But you, you got... 395 00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,655 What's your qualifications again? 396 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:24,551 I was Gram-jam's assistant director for years. 397 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:28,379 I have a degree in global strategic planning from-- 398 00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:30,103 Harvard. We know. 399 00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:32,310 You'd get it tatted on your forehead if you could. 400 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,068 Enough, you two. 401 00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:36,549 It wasn't that long ago 402 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:40,310 that you would make up by braiding each other's hair. 403 00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,620 -Remember that? -Yeah, that's not happening, 404 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,241 Grandma, Keke needs corporate hair now. 405 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,827 Getting back to the issue-- 406 00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:51,379 And I'll have you know, I planned an all-Ivy 407 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,310 a cappella summit for three years, 408 00:18:53,379 --> 00:18:55,620 and it was a highly-lauded event. 409 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,034 - Wow. -You've been watching too many Pitch Perfectmovies. 410 00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:59,551 Can we get down to business? 411 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,206 Yes. Business. 412 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,137 I just remembered what I was going to say. 413 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:06,586 We don't have any entertainment booked yet. 414 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,758 - Wait, what? - Wait, wait. 415 00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:10,620 The block party is five days away, 416 00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:13,551 and you're just now saying we don't have any entertainment? 417 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,137 No Marvin Sapp, no El DeBarge, no DeBarges? 418 00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:17,827 Not one at all? 419 00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:22,137 Well, I really wanted to bring the funk down really hard. 420 00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:24,482 But before I knew it, it was summer 421 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,584 and there was no money in the accounts. 422 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,172 -And-- -Wait. 423 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,206 What about the money you pay to the vendors? 424 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:33,273 The stage managers, the security, the porta-potties? 425 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:36,275 Well, normally the sponsors pay for all of that. 426 00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:40,793 -And? -And, well... 427 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,517 This is special. 428 00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:45,446 It's the 40th anniversary and all. 429 00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:47,103 That can't be right, Alice. 430 00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:48,620 Well, Janice hasn't been able 431 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,793 to go through her accounts as of lately, 432 00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:52,448 so she's not really up to date. 433 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,689 But no worries. I'm very good at math. 434 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,551 I went through all the books, and I can confidently tell you 435 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,482 -that we have enough. -Okay. 436 00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:00,862 Information. 437 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,448 Enough information to determine that... 438 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:07,344 Janice is correct. You don't have any money. 439 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,862 How are we going to pay for all of this? 440 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:15,482 Well, when people come, they spend money. 441 00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:18,689 People come for the block party, but they spend for the music. 442 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:20,827 We ain't got no stage and we ain't got no band. 443 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,827 We're talking about throwing a party. 444 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,689 We can't do that. 445 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,620 Well, I used to be a DJ back in the day. 446 00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,517 I'll spin again, no problem. 447 00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,827 Janice can DJ? 448 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,862 She never DJ'd a day in her life. 449 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,724 Y'all, don't worry about it. 450 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,756 I'm sure Miss Harvard will figure it out. 451 00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:38,689 No worries, y'all. 452 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:41,517 When Jesus closes a door, 453 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,862 God locks you in the bathroom. 454 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:46,137 - Hmm. - The good news is, 455 00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,379 with no money, no sponsors 456 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,896 and no entertainment, it can't get much worse. 457 00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:54,137 We also don't have the required permits from the city. 458 00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,172 Oh my goodness. 459 00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:02,206 Listen, man. Your check for the block party insurance bounced. 460 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,241 Unless those fees are covered, 461 00:21:04,275 --> 00:21:06,172 I can't issue a permit. 462 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:08,241 And the fees are $15,000. 463 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:10,379 Fifteen thousand dollars? 464 00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,724 Fifteen thousand dollars, or there's no permit. 465 00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:15,344 Yes. Good night. 466 00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:21,551 Welcome home, cuz. 467 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,586 So I hear the Summer Sizzle 468 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,724 is turning out to be quite the Fall Fizzle. 469 00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:32,137 No, quite the opposite, actually. 470 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:34,206 Mm. 471 00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:37,413 I mean, do y'all have anyone booked for entertainment? 472 00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:39,344 I'm working on it. 473 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:42,827 -It's good. -Just smooth sailing, huh? 474 00:21:43,758 --> 00:21:45,551 Mmm, oh. 475 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,896 This is good stuff. 476 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,206 Absolutely. 477 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,965 So if everything's going so smoothly, Keke, 478 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:54,379 why does it seem to be so hard for you to get back to Atlanta 479 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,172 -on time? -Not having this conversation again. 480 00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:57,689 I said there's a family emergency. 481 00:21:57,724 --> 00:21:59,689 Well, Eboni says you don't have any money 482 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:01,655 -or any sponsors. -Eboni's full of shit. 483 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,411 No cussing in this house, Keke. 484 00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,517 Damn, these ribs, though. 485 00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:08,584 It tastes like God's own slow-cooked cow. 486 00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:10,241 I mean, could you imagine 487 00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:13,689 how good God's own slow-cooked cow must taste? 488 00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:15,894 This damn good right here. Right? 489 00:22:15,896 --> 00:22:18,758 This damn... This good right here. 490 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,689 I'm sorry. I just don't understand why my daughter 491 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,344 would throw away a dream job for some silly block party. 492 00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:28,275 Just don't understand why my mother is so cold. 493 00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:30,517 -Not sorry. -Watch your tone, Keke. 494 00:22:30,586 --> 00:22:33,724 -This is my last time telling you. -Tasha. Keke. 495 00:22:34,724 --> 00:22:35,793 Ribs. 496 00:22:37,379 --> 00:22:38,551 Fine. 497 00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:45,584 Oh. Oh my goodness, baby. These are very tender. 498 00:22:45,586 --> 00:22:47,310 -You were not lying. -Good ribs, Dad. 499 00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:49,344 - Tender is the word, right? - Yeah. 500 00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:52,620 Now that I have your attention and a mouth full of ribs, 501 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:55,896 Keke, if you need local sponsorship, 502 00:22:55,931 --> 00:22:58,655 Will Rencher is your ticket, baby. 503 00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:00,862 I understand that he's quite the businessman. 504 00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:03,480 Dad, I told you, I'm never trusting Will again. 505 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,034 Sean, she said she wants nothing to do with him. 506 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,724 Keke's just bitten off a little more than she can chew. 507 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:14,068 I do have a couple of businesses, 508 00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:16,931 but in my free time I like to give financial literacy courses. 509 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,896 And I think these days it's more about creating 510 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:22,034 generational wealth in the Black community. 511 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,310 That was the topic of my dissertation. 512 00:23:24,344 --> 00:23:25,758 Oh. 513 00:23:25,827 --> 00:23:27,068 Caught the attention of Crystal Maitland. 514 00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:29,689 Word. TheCrystal Maitland. 515 00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:31,620 - Yeah. - Oh, wow. 516 00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:34,344 I'm glad to see you're doing so well. 517 00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:36,034 I'm okay. 518 00:23:36,758 --> 00:23:39,344 Guess you didn't need the Ivy League after all. 519 00:23:40,482 --> 00:23:43,344 Yeah. The Ivy League thing. 520 00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:45,620 That just wasn't for me. 521 00:23:46,344 --> 00:23:48,310 We had a plan, Will. 522 00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,482 Key, you had a plan. 523 00:23:50,689 --> 00:23:53,000 Taking over the world was never part of my plan. 524 00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:56,448 But you could have told me that before Freshman move-in day. 525 00:23:57,379 --> 00:23:58,793 You lied to me. 526 00:24:00,862 --> 00:24:02,068 Okay. 527 00:24:02,758 --> 00:24:04,586 Let's just say I told you the truth. 528 00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:06,549 "I'm not going." 529 00:24:06,551 --> 00:24:08,000 Would you have still gone? 530 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:12,344 That's right. I didn't think you would. 531 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,862 Then your mom would've had to kill me 532 00:24:14,896 --> 00:24:16,862 for ruining your future. Then, c'mon now. 533 00:24:17,931 --> 00:24:20,620 - The most painful way possible. - Exactly. 534 00:24:21,172 --> 00:24:22,724 I rest my case. 535 00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:25,793 I'm sorry. 536 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,482 So what's up? You need help with these sponsors, 537 00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:32,965 -or what's up? How can I help? -Yes, I do. 538 00:24:33,034 --> 00:24:35,860 Okay. But I need one thing in return. 539 00:24:35,862 --> 00:24:36,862 What? 540 00:24:37,758 --> 00:24:39,517 Stick around for a little bit. 541 00:24:40,206 --> 00:24:41,724 I miss your vibe. 542 00:24:43,103 --> 00:24:45,000 Oh, it's my vibes you miss? 543 00:25:15,103 --> 00:25:17,551 You sure you want to spend your own money? 544 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,482 Isn't that like your rainy day account? 545 00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:23,034 God, I used to have a rainy day account. 546 00:25:23,103 --> 00:25:26,482 Well, let's go buy a $15,000 piece of paper. 547 00:25:27,103 --> 00:25:30,413 Bam! 548 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,862 Shit! 549 00:25:35,172 --> 00:25:37,103 Excuse me? Mr. Fire Marshal? 550 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:39,517 - Mm-hmm. - Sorry we're late. 551 00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:43,103 I have the money for Janice Summers' block party. 552 00:25:44,206 --> 00:25:45,793 - No. - Right here. 553 00:25:46,551 --> 00:25:49,103 No, baby girl. No, no, no. 554 00:25:49,137 --> 00:25:53,724 Listen. Summer Sizzle is a Grand Rapids institution. 555 00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:55,827 Your grandmother was celebrating Juneteenth 556 00:25:55,862 --> 00:25:57,827 way before it was a federal holiday. 557 00:25:58,103 --> 00:26:02,068 I go every year just to get them chicken wings, 558 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:04,862 the little chicken wings. Oh my God! 559 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,000 Come on! I got you. 560 00:26:07,689 --> 00:26:09,862 Really, because that's not what it sounded like 561 00:26:09,896 --> 00:26:11,793 -on the phone. -I had to cover. 562 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,896 Do you know how we do when white people around. 563 00:26:13,931 --> 00:26:16,000 So I got to put on that white voice. 564 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,724 "Uh, I got ya. 565 00:26:18,758 --> 00:26:20,827 Come down here and pay your goddamn bill." 566 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:22,482 I got you. 567 00:26:22,931 --> 00:26:25,172 Okay? Thank God. I was hoping this 568 00:26:25,206 --> 00:26:27,862 didn't turn into some bureaucratic nightmare. 569 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,068 Gus never follows the rules. 570 00:26:30,793 --> 00:26:32,689 That's why he's always on probation. 571 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:35,551 -Ain't that right, Gus? -Whatever, Joy. 572 00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:37,275 Let me see your paper. 573 00:26:37,344 --> 00:26:40,275 You know, why don't you ever play the office lottery pool? 574 00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:43,000 -You clearly love the lottery. -Uh-huh. 575 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:49,000 Because I play what Jesus wants me to play. 576 00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:51,551 -Okay. -Okay. 577 00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:53,241 Ain't nobody asked her. 578 00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:56,931 - She do what Karen want to do. - Karen, good one. 579 00:26:57,586 --> 00:27:00,000 Thanks for everything, Gus, we really appreciate it. 580 00:27:01,931 --> 00:27:04,241 Okay, just tell me where I need to stamp this. 581 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:06,172 Then you guys will be on your way. 582 00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:08,239 Keke, those are $30 scratchers. 583 00:27:08,241 --> 00:27:11,137 -They make $30 scratchers? -Yeah. You don't lose big, 584 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,172 - you can't win big. - That's not true. 585 00:27:13,241 --> 00:27:15,894 That's why we have the office lotto in the first place. 586 00:27:15,896 --> 00:27:17,620 We spread out the risk 587 00:27:17,655 --> 00:27:20,103 so we could share in a massive reward together. 588 00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:23,827 Sometimes Black people want to win stuff by themselves, Joy. 589 00:27:23,862 --> 00:27:26,344 - Just because you got the Anita Baker haircut, 590 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:29,896 don't mean you know what Anita Baker went through. 591 00:27:31,241 --> 00:27:32,965 Damn! 592 00:27:35,413 --> 00:27:37,551 Sorry, I didn't mean for you guys... 593 00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:39,965 to hear that. Um. 594 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:44,308 Fifteen thousand seems a bit excessive. 595 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,068 Paperwork seems to be in order. 596 00:27:47,275 --> 00:27:49,066 You good. 597 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,722 Oh my God, you're going to let me keep the money? 598 00:27:51,724 --> 00:27:53,310 We good. 599 00:27:53,344 --> 00:27:55,793 You're not even gonna look at their permit paperwork? 600 00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:57,586 I ain't gonna do shit but scratch this. 601 00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,103 You want to stop this? 602 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,379 Because I'm gonna tell you right now. You stop me-- 603 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:04,620 Oh shit! 604 00:28:09,379 --> 00:28:10,793 I won. 605 00:28:14,137 --> 00:28:15,275 I won. 606 00:28:17,344 --> 00:28:19,275 I won the lottery. 607 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,103 I-- 608 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:25,965 Let me be cool, let me be cool. They say Black people act-- 609 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,791 I motherfucking won! 610 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,103 That's right! 611 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:30,793 Now! 612 00:28:31,655 --> 00:28:33,689 Cheetos is on the house! 613 00:28:34,137 --> 00:28:37,275 You get some Cheetos! You get some Cheetos! 614 00:28:38,413 --> 00:28:41,068 You get some Cheetos! 615 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:43,413 Listen, everybody. I've had a great time 616 00:28:43,482 --> 00:28:47,034 being a fireman, but I quit! 617 00:28:47,068 --> 00:28:49,655 You're really gonna quit this close to getting your pension? 618 00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:51,172 This is my pension. 619 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:53,965 All my life, I wanted to go on Broadway, 620 00:28:54,448 --> 00:28:55,724 and sing. 621 00:28:56,413 --> 00:29:00,724 Listen, it's been fun working with you people. 622 00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:02,344 I don't mean that racially. 623 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,310 I'm gonna write a play. 624 00:29:04,379 --> 00:29:06,137 I'm gonna take it to Broadway. 625 00:29:06,206 --> 00:29:07,896 Go see my play. 626 00:29:08,862 --> 00:29:11,413 Joy, follow your dreams. 627 00:29:12,068 --> 00:29:15,068 ♪ I... 628 00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:18,241 ♪ Am a fireman 629 00:29:18,275 --> 00:29:22,137 ♪ Fireman and rainbows 630 00:29:22,206 --> 00:29:25,379 ♪ And pussy cats and candy 631 00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:28,862 ♪ Magical things happen 632 00:29:29,413 --> 00:29:32,413 - ♪ If you believe... - Well. 633 00:29:32,448 --> 00:29:35,310 I guess that makes me fire marshal pro tem. 634 00:29:35,379 --> 00:29:37,894 I'll need that check. 635 00:29:37,896 --> 00:29:39,896 And I need another look at that paperwork. 636 00:29:39,931 --> 00:29:41,965 But Gus just said-- 637 00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:44,275 I don't care what Gus said. 638 00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:46,103 I do things like a Karen. 639 00:29:49,379 --> 00:29:51,758 Overall, that went over pretty well. 640 00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:54,032 One more thing. Music. 641 00:29:54,034 --> 00:29:55,896 Right. Kind of important. 642 00:29:55,931 --> 00:29:57,862 That's why we're taking a trip to Detroit. 643 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,862 -Motown. -Impromptu trip to the D. 644 00:29:59,896 --> 00:30:01,758 I like it. What about Janice? 645 00:30:01,793 --> 00:30:03,310 Oh, Gram-jam's coming. 646 00:30:05,758 --> 00:30:07,965 Gram-jam, you have to look in your rearview mirror 647 00:30:08,034 --> 00:30:10,000 -before you merge! -You're making me nervous. 648 00:30:10,068 --> 00:30:12,793 Now stop it! They haven't taken my license yet. 649 00:30:13,275 --> 00:30:15,413 So that means I must be safe. 650 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:18,377 Okay. Let's go over the plan again. 651 00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:21,034 Uh, when you see Dennis... 652 00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:23,034 what are you gonna say? 653 00:30:23,068 --> 00:30:25,379 When I see my former lover, Dennis, 654 00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:28,103 I'm going to talk to him about booking 655 00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:31,000 this fancy DJ that y'all love. 656 00:30:31,862 --> 00:30:34,068 -What's his name? -Dee Nice. 657 00:30:34,551 --> 00:30:37,310 Just so you know, I haven't seen him in... 658 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:40,724 I don't know how long and the last time I saw him, 659 00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:42,413 my titties were sitting... 660 00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:44,862 My titties were sitting up. 661 00:30:44,896 --> 00:30:47,377 Oh lord, I got to fix this. 662 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,032 Gram-jam, you have to hold onto the steering wheel. 663 00:30:50,034 --> 00:30:52,758 -Hold on to the steering wheel. -Okay, okay. 664 00:30:52,793 --> 00:30:54,344 Titties are important, you know. 665 00:30:55,241 --> 00:30:57,896 Make it stop. Make it stop. 666 00:31:04,275 --> 00:31:07,275 That's just why I love to invest in Black businesses, 667 00:31:07,310 --> 00:31:10,965 if the company's in the black, I invest. 668 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,137 -Simple rule. -I think that's him. 669 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:15,379 I sure hope so. 670 00:31:15,448 --> 00:31:17,448 Hey, stick to the plan, Gram-jam. 671 00:31:18,827 --> 00:31:21,000 -Dennis. -Okay buddy. Talk to you later. 672 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,000 I'll be darned. 673 00:31:25,379 --> 00:31:28,793 Janice Summers, grand master of the Summer Sizzle. 674 00:31:29,275 --> 00:31:30,896 How you been, girl? 675 00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:32,965 - It's been a while. - A good while. 676 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 -Long time. -Got a nice place here, Dennis. 677 00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:39,241 It's a good looking place, but not nearly as beautiful as you. 678 00:31:41,344 --> 00:31:44,034 Hi. I'm Keke, Janice's granddaughter. 679 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,172 I'm Alice. No relation. 680 00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:48,310 I remember you, Keke. 681 00:31:48,344 --> 00:31:52,931 Yeah. Used to run around with those little bitty glasses on, 682 00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:55,275 trying to boss everybody at the dunk tank. 683 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:56,482 That was you. 684 00:31:57,793 --> 00:31:59,344 So tell me, what brings you here? 685 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,862 Well, it's the 40th anniversary 686 00:32:02,896 --> 00:32:05,344 of Summer Sizzle Juneteenth. 687 00:32:05,379 --> 00:32:08,551 And since you have a nice D... 688 00:32:09,206 --> 00:32:11,241 - What did she say? - I would love it 689 00:32:11,275 --> 00:32:14,827 if your nice D would perform for me. 690 00:32:16,275 --> 00:32:17,931 She means Dee Nice. 691 00:32:17,965 --> 00:32:21,000 Well, yes, that makes a little bit more sense. 692 00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:24,172 Let me see if I got this right. 693 00:32:24,379 --> 00:32:26,275 You're going to just roll up in here 694 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:30,344 and try to compel me to recruit the biggest DJ in the world 695 00:32:30,379 --> 00:32:32,379 to host your little block party 696 00:32:32,413 --> 00:32:35,413 on Juneteenth. Of all days, Juneteenth. 697 00:32:35,448 --> 00:32:38,517 Do you know Juneteenth is Dee Nice's birthday? 698 00:32:39,103 --> 00:32:42,515 What makes you think I'll just pick up the phone and call him? 699 00:32:42,517 --> 00:32:44,482 What could compel me to do that? 700 00:32:45,448 --> 00:32:47,482 Will these refresh your memory? 701 00:32:54,413 --> 00:32:56,379 Consider my memory refreshed. 702 00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:59,103 Here you go. 703 00:32:59,551 --> 00:33:06,000 So he introduces her as his wife, to my boss... 704 00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:10,066 Men and their silly willies. 705 00:33:13,068 --> 00:33:15,103 Excuse the interruption, ladies, 706 00:33:15,137 --> 00:33:16,931 but Dee Nice's manager informs me 707 00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:18,448 that he will be on tour in Europe 708 00:33:18,482 --> 00:33:21,584 -for the next three months. -Of course he is. 709 00:33:21,586 --> 00:33:23,239 But you ladies enjoy yourselves, 710 00:33:23,241 --> 00:33:24,896 have whatever you'd like to drink. 711 00:33:24,931 --> 00:33:27,137 It's on me. Especially you, dear. 712 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:29,413 Enjoy. 713 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:32,517 I mean, maybe we don't need a DJ. 714 00:33:32,586 --> 00:33:35,137 Not to brag, but my Spotify playlist 715 00:33:35,172 --> 00:33:38,344 is pretty on point, and I'm particularly proud of 716 00:33:38,413 --> 00:33:40,965 Meditative Frog Sounds Volume Two. 717 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,241 All those years, I said no to going the club 718 00:33:44,275 --> 00:33:47,482 and rubbing up on rappers, and look at me now. 719 00:33:47,517 --> 00:33:50,137 What I wouldn't give for Playboy Cardi's number. 720 00:33:50,172 --> 00:33:53,655 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 721 00:33:53,689 --> 00:33:57,066 We don't have to ingratiate ourselves with a man. 722 00:33:57,068 --> 00:34:00,000 We got the Grandma Mafia. 723 00:34:00,068 --> 00:34:02,448 -What? -What's Grandma Mafia? 724 00:34:02,482 --> 00:34:04,689 We run the town. 725 00:34:04,724 --> 00:34:07,241 As matter of fact, I've got a friend 726 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:10,034 who's got a very, very famous grandson. 727 00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:12,448 I even think that he won a Grammy. 728 00:34:13,482 --> 00:34:17,137 -What's his name? -I don't know. I don't remember. 729 00:34:17,172 --> 00:34:19,034 What's his grandma's name? 730 00:34:19,068 --> 00:34:21,448 -I don't remember. -What do you remember? 731 00:34:22,068 --> 00:34:24,618 I'm the one with dementia, remember? 732 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,689 Hold on. Here we go. 733 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,344 Lena, Lena. 734 00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:36,135 -Lena? -DJ? 735 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:39,241 -Not my Latrell. -Not my grandson. 736 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:42,620 Robert's got two left feet in no sense of rhythm. 737 00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:44,275 That's Ruby's grandbaby. 738 00:34:45,137 --> 00:34:46,724 Mm-hmm, the one with the mole. 739 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,551 Smell like cheese. 740 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,241 - Lena's boy is a real musician. - Yes! 741 00:34:51,310 --> 00:34:54,344 Or is it Rose's great grandson? 742 00:34:54,379 --> 00:34:57,480 -Shit. -Yes, he's very busy. 743 00:34:57,482 --> 00:34:59,965 But he'll never say no to his Grandma Rose. 744 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,342 He'll be there. 745 00:35:04,379 --> 00:35:06,413 Grandma Mafia, baby. 746 00:35:06,448 --> 00:35:08,206 We rule the world. 747 00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:11,377 -And don't you forget it. -I'll drink to that. 748 00:35:11,379 --> 00:35:13,482 We got it! 749 00:35:13,551 --> 00:35:15,689 ♪ It was a fine warm day Lots of fly honeys ♪ 750 00:35:15,724 --> 00:35:17,482 ♪ With the my, oh my 751 00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:19,275 ♪ Everybody and Their grandmama outside ♪ 752 00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:21,827 ♪ Lots of kids Getting in their hot rods ♪ 753 00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:24,827 ♪Boom, subwoofers As they lean to the side Clean, clean give you rides ♪ 754 00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:27,448 ♪ Summertime has arrived Got the beach on your mind ♪ 755 00:35:27,482 --> 00:35:29,655 ♪ Last school bell Like Screech on your mind ♪ 756 00:35:29,724 --> 00:35:31,827 ♪ Spit seeds, watermelon Sweet to the rind ♪ 757 00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:34,206 ♪ Hot dogs on the grill Ice cream... ♪ 758 00:35:37,275 --> 00:35:39,275 ♪ Yeah, let me see something ♪ 759 00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:41,689 ♪ Shake it, shake it 760 00:35:42,586 --> 00:35:44,620 ♪ She like the way That I dance ♪ 761 00:35:44,655 --> 00:35:47,482 ♪ She like the way that I move She like the way that I rock ♪ 762 00:35:47,551 --> 00:35:51,722 ♪ She like the way that I woo 763 00:35:51,724 --> 00:35:53,687 - ♪ And she let it clap for a-- ♪ 764 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:02,791 - So how's it coming? - Almost done. 765 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,793 The vendor stalls are marked off. 766 00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,517 The contracts are all done. 767 00:36:06,551 --> 00:36:08,862 The porta-potties are open. Everything is perfect. 768 00:36:08,896 --> 00:36:12,482 Plans sound good, but experience has taught me 769 00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:15,206 that there's no perfect plan when people are involved. 770 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:17,791 Sure there is. Have you ever seen Beyoncé in concert? 771 00:36:17,793 --> 00:36:20,103 -It's always perfect. -Beyoncé, who? 772 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:22,517 Beyoncé? Oh, one of your friends. 773 00:36:22,586 --> 00:36:24,310 Never mind. 774 00:36:24,344 --> 00:36:26,344 Seems like I know that name, Beyoncé. 775 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,137 Hey Summer Sizzle people. 776 00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:39,655 - Looking good, girl. - Thank you, thank you. 777 00:36:39,689 --> 00:36:42,793 Morning. Can you keep it between the cones, girl? 778 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:45,241 Chill. We staying right there. 779 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:47,724 -No, you need to keep between the cones. -You keep it between the cones. 780 00:36:47,793 --> 00:36:51,275 Oh Lord, please watch over Summer Sizzle. 781 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,310 Thank you Jesus. 782 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:54,791 Ben. 783 00:36:54,793 --> 00:36:57,517 You need to park in the designated spot. 784 00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:00,206 Okay, you don't have to be such a smart ass. 785 00:37:00,275 --> 00:37:02,206 I'm not. But the fire marshal, 786 00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:04,517 she's a smart ass who could shut this down in two seconds. 787 00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:07,206 Keke, I think you put too many booths here 788 00:37:07,241 --> 00:37:08,724 and they're all too small. 789 00:37:08,758 --> 00:37:11,379 -That's what I said. -Ben, move the truck. 790 00:37:11,413 --> 00:37:12,896 Ben. Don't move. 791 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,241 And what is this, Keke? 792 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,687 "Holistic medicine for pets"? 793 00:37:17,689 --> 00:37:20,551 Keke, you can't just put three words together 794 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,206 and then call it a booth. 795 00:37:22,965 --> 00:37:26,655 And this stage is too big and it's supposed to be over there. 796 00:37:27,344 --> 00:37:28,793 I checked your insurance policy. 797 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,448 Because the stage has a full electric package, 798 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:33,344 -the potential fire hazard-- -I don't care 799 00:37:33,379 --> 00:37:35,586 about no fire hazard. This is a Sizzle, 800 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,517 -not a bonfire. -I know, I know. 801 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:40,862 I know but we can't afford to get shut down. 802 00:37:40,896 --> 00:37:44,206 It's the 40th anniversary. 803 00:37:44,551 --> 00:37:46,758 It's going to be a mess. 804 00:37:47,275 --> 00:37:51,241 Dee Nice is here. A little shorter than I thought, 805 00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:52,931 -but he's got a cute ass. -Really? 806 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,825 -Yes, girl. -I'm shocked he showed up. 807 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:56,758 That's impossible. 808 00:37:56,793 --> 00:38:00,551 I'm telling you, Grandma Mafia can come through 809 00:38:00,586 --> 00:38:02,310 for some nice D. 810 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:05,793 Can you escort him to the information booth? 811 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:07,448 Yes. I'd be glad to escort him 812 00:38:07,482 --> 00:38:09,448 -anywhere, honey. -I'm going with you. 813 00:38:09,482 --> 00:38:10,758 No you are not. 814 00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:12,344 You thirsty. 815 00:38:12,413 --> 00:38:14,931 -Why you got to come? -You too hungry. 816 00:38:14,965 --> 00:38:18,206 I'm thirsty, you hungry. Sounds like a meal to me. 817 00:38:19,586 --> 00:38:21,448 I see what you mean, Debra. 818 00:38:21,482 --> 00:38:23,793 You gonna introduce us, Keke? 819 00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:27,965 Keke! And you must be theJanice Summers. 820 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:29,965 Grandma said come, and here I am. 821 00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,758 You're the world-famous DJ? 822 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:36,549 That's right. I'm DJ Dee... 823 00:38:36,551 --> 00:38:37,965 Nutz! 824 00:38:38,793 --> 00:38:40,411 I like his nuts. 825 00:38:40,413 --> 00:38:42,584 Yeah, now my regular gig is like divorce parties 826 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,827 or retirement barbecues, staggettes. 827 00:38:44,896 --> 00:38:46,448 I love a good staggette. 828 00:38:46,482 --> 00:38:49,103 So you're like a DJ Dee Nice cover MC. 829 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:52,241 I thought you had a Grammy. 830 00:38:52,275 --> 00:38:54,517 I do have a Grammy. Best grandmother in the world. 831 00:38:54,586 --> 00:38:56,310 She books most of my gigs for me. 832 00:38:56,344 --> 00:38:58,411 Wait a minute. So who are you? 833 00:38:58,413 --> 00:39:00,929 I'm gonna tell you something. You get your ass up 834 00:39:00,931 --> 00:39:03,862 on that stage today and I will wrap those fake chains 835 00:39:03,896 --> 00:39:06,034 around your ass. I'm going to tell you that 836 00:39:06,068 --> 00:39:11,379 because I am DJ Jan. 837 00:39:11,413 --> 00:39:13,034 Oh Gram-jam, such a jokester. 838 00:39:13,068 --> 00:39:15,655 - I ain't joking. - So sure, 839 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:17,586 if you know, if you're up to it, 840 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:19,965 whoever you are, we're all set up over here. 841 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,862 Girl. You heard me straight. 842 00:39:21,896 --> 00:39:24,034 He better not mess up my finale. 843 00:39:24,517 --> 00:39:26,517 Let's get this party started. 844 00:39:26,551 --> 00:39:29,448 - Not bad for a knockoff. - -Juneteenth, let's celebrate! 845 00:39:30,689 --> 00:39:33,344 I'm gonna go see about these booths here. 846 00:39:33,379 --> 00:39:34,827 Okay Gram-jam. 847 00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:38,482 Wait, no! 848 00:39:38,517 --> 00:39:40,965 - Sean! Sean! - Yes? 849 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,965 - Yes, baby. - Yes, please. 850 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,827 I'm on the phone. With Keke's bank. 851 00:39:44,862 --> 00:39:46,480 -Okay. -All the money gone. 852 00:39:46,482 --> 00:39:47,965 Hi, hi. Yes, the entire account. 853 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,344 I want all the money back into her account. 854 00:39:50,379 --> 00:39:51,896 -Yes, all of it. -Whoa, whoa. 855 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,896 Give me the coffee. You don't need more of that. 856 00:39:53,931 --> 00:39:56,344 I don't care if she's over 18. I am her mother 857 00:39:56,379 --> 00:39:58,791 and she does not know what to do with that kind of money. 858 00:39:58,793 --> 00:40:00,655 -Mm. -Frank, you said Frank, right? 859 00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:04,068 Okay, listen, okay? Clearly you don't have kids, 860 00:40:04,103 --> 00:40:06,862 'cause if you did, you'd know that they're all damn fools. 861 00:40:06,896 --> 00:40:08,551 Okay, I-- 862 00:40:08,586 --> 00:40:10,551 That fool put me on hold. 863 00:40:10,586 --> 00:40:12,413 -He put me on hold. -I hear. 864 00:40:12,482 --> 00:40:14,793 -He put-- -I hear... That... Yeah. 865 00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:21,862 I mean, at least the music is good, right? 866 00:40:21,896 --> 00:40:23,517 That's some-- 867 00:40:27,482 --> 00:40:29,000 What are you doing? 868 00:40:29,034 --> 00:40:32,618 This ain't big enough, and it's too far from the stage. 869 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:36,551 We are always in booth 31. 870 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:39,034 -It's tradition. -Leave it to me. 871 00:40:39,068 --> 00:40:40,965 -I'll fix it. -We have to have 872 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,413 the chess tournament here. We need clearance 873 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,517 for an emergency vehicle to get past the stage. 874 00:40:45,551 --> 00:40:47,724 -Our permit depends on it. -Well, that's crazy. 875 00:40:47,758 --> 00:40:50,034 We don't have enough room for our VIP section. 876 00:40:50,068 --> 00:40:52,724 How are we supposed to serve our Stock Da Bar vodka? 877 00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:54,344 You can't serve vodka here. 878 00:40:54,379 --> 00:40:56,000 We don't have a permit for hard liquor. 879 00:40:56,034 --> 00:40:57,862 It's only serving if you're selling it. 880 00:40:57,896 --> 00:40:59,963 - Yeah, baby. - We giving this away. 881 00:40:59,965 --> 00:41:01,931 I bet you didn't learn this at Hah-vahd, 882 00:41:01,965 --> 00:41:03,793 did you? Go on, taste it. It's free. 883 00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:06,549 You in charge? I'm not setting up my fish fry 884 00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:08,724 next to some cramped-ass dog adoption booth. 885 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:12,413 Piss and shit smell getting all into my vegetable oil? 886 00:41:12,448 --> 00:41:14,724 -Oh hell no. -I agree, Phyllis. 887 00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:16,586 -I'll help you. -Janice. 888 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,379 You know my name is Dolores. 889 00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:21,034 Wait, no, I'll help. I'm Keke. 890 00:41:21,655 --> 00:41:23,724 - I don't know you. - What is going on? 891 00:41:23,758 --> 00:41:25,551 This is all wrong. 892 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:28,032 Wonky Donkey Dog should be next to Founder's Brewery. 893 00:41:28,034 --> 00:41:30,827 Brats and beer? We had it all planned out. 894 00:41:30,896 --> 00:41:33,448 Mildred, we want Wonky Donkey Dog to be happy. 895 00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:35,931 Do you want some nice D? 896 00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:38,103 Janice! What is wrong with you? 897 00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:41,722 And what the hell am I in some tiny-ass space? 898 00:41:41,724 --> 00:41:44,620 I can barely fit my barbecue rig in that damn stall. 899 00:41:44,655 --> 00:41:47,103 I know this is a lot less space than you're used to. 900 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:49,758 But it's gonna be much busier this year, I promise. 901 00:41:49,793 --> 00:41:51,722 -Trust me. -I don't trust you. 902 00:41:51,724 --> 00:41:54,894 I don't know you. 903 00:41:54,896 --> 00:41:58,551 We don't have no room... 904 00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:01,482 Everyone, please! 905 00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:06,551 -If I asked DJ Dee Nutz-- -Who the hell is "Deez Nuts"? 906 00:42:07,034 --> 00:42:10,618 If I ask him to shout you all out during his set, 907 00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:13,620 do you promise to stay in the booths where you were assigned? 908 00:42:14,206 --> 00:42:16,793 You know? Free word-of-mouth publicity. 909 00:42:16,827 --> 00:42:18,517 Marketing 101. 910 00:42:18,551 --> 00:42:20,586 - You want to stay? - Okay? 911 00:42:20,931 --> 00:42:22,655 -Okay? -Okay. 912 00:42:22,689 --> 00:42:24,618 Let me know what you want Dee Nutz to say. 913 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,103 Just make sure he hashtags my ass. 914 00:42:29,896 --> 00:42:31,758 Baby, can I get you something to eat? 915 00:42:31,793 --> 00:42:33,101 She's gone too far. 916 00:42:33,103 --> 00:42:34,862 I mean, all the money in her account? 917 00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:36,482 She just doesn't even care. 918 00:42:36,517 --> 00:42:38,137 She's just gonna throw her life away. 919 00:42:38,172 --> 00:42:40,101 I'll do something. I won't let her do this. 920 00:42:40,103 --> 00:42:43,000 -Over my dead body. -Right. Right. 921 00:42:43,034 --> 00:42:46,689 I mean, it doesn't stop. 922 00:42:46,758 --> 00:42:48,586 Okay, that's it. 923 00:42:49,689 --> 00:42:53,584 So, Pastrami on rye? It's from Zingerman's. 924 00:42:53,586 --> 00:42:54,655 I could-- 925 00:42:56,655 --> 00:42:59,482 Okay, that look says no. 926 00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:03,586 -You know what I'm going to do? -I couldn't possibly. 927 00:43:03,655 --> 00:43:05,517 I'mma call Crystal Maitland. 928 00:43:05,551 --> 00:43:08,517 Don't even try to stop me. That's what needs to happen. 929 00:43:08,551 --> 00:43:11,172 I'm gonna be in the... 930 00:43:12,206 --> 00:43:13,827 anywhere else. 931 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:17,896 ♪ Hey, fix your face... 932 00:43:18,758 --> 00:43:21,724 Whoa, Keke. Hey hey hey. 933 00:43:21,758 --> 00:43:24,103 You all right, girl? Because I didn't get 934 00:43:24,172 --> 00:43:26,170 my usual spot next to Uncle Terry's ribs. 935 00:43:26,172 --> 00:43:28,724 All good. But them ribs, though. 936 00:43:29,655 --> 00:43:31,793 Ultimate soul food, am I right? 937 00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:34,241 Know what I'm saying? Can I get a witness? 938 00:43:34,275 --> 00:43:39,032 Anyway, could I interest you in a free bonnet? 939 00:43:39,034 --> 00:43:42,275 It's a sexy little nightcap, but more importantly, 940 00:43:42,344 --> 00:43:45,655 it's necessary for you with your Black hair 941 00:43:45,689 --> 00:43:47,206 in corporate America. 942 00:43:47,241 --> 00:43:50,206 Now this is an extra layer of protection for you. 943 00:43:51,206 --> 00:43:55,724 -Against racism. -You know, I have my hands full right now, so I'm good. 944 00:43:56,241 --> 00:43:58,758 I've seen a lot of your promotional items 945 00:43:58,793 --> 00:44:02,000 at Gram-jam's house. But a bonnet... 946 00:44:02,034 --> 00:44:04,931 You know, Keke, I don't know how to explain it. It's like, I listen. 947 00:44:04,965 --> 00:44:07,275 I listen to what the hood needs, 948 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,724 and then I just invest and make it happen. 949 00:44:10,241 --> 00:44:15,756 My nanny was Black, so I get it because I lived it. 950 00:44:15,758 --> 00:44:18,206 Am I right? You know what I'm saying? 951 00:44:20,068 --> 00:44:21,655 Wakanda forever! 952 00:44:21,896 --> 00:44:24,724 Don't do that, ever. 953 00:44:28,241 --> 00:44:31,275 ♪ Someday, maybe someday 954 00:44:31,310 --> 00:44:36,172 ♪ I'll understand why my feet They chose this rocky way ♪ 955 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:39,344 ♪ Til then I know That I am not alone ♪ 956 00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:43,275 ♪ I am free, I am delivered From the storm, oh ♪ 957 00:44:47,827 --> 00:44:50,586 Thank you, Grand Rapids steppers. 958 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,310 Yeah Keke, she pulled it off! 959 00:44:52,344 --> 00:44:53,894 Hello, everybody. 960 00:44:53,896 --> 00:44:56,620 Welcome to Summer Sizzle. 961 00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:59,894 We have a special guest with us here today. 962 00:44:59,896 --> 00:45:02,379 Detroit's own DJ Dee Nutz! 963 00:45:05,482 --> 00:45:08,135 What up, Grand Rapids? How you doing? 964 00:45:08,137 --> 00:45:10,068 - Pull up, though! - Yeah! 965 00:45:10,137 --> 00:45:12,172 Let's get this Summer Sizzle party right, 966 00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:14,379 y'all ready to party? 967 00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:16,206 Every summer it's the place to be, 968 00:45:16,241 --> 00:45:19,344 the 40th anniversary. Hey, happy Juneteenth. 969 00:45:19,379 --> 00:45:21,862 Happy Juneteenth! 970 00:45:21,896 --> 00:45:24,137 Let's go! 971 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,793 This is taking me back. 972 00:45:30,827 --> 00:45:32,825 ♪ Ladies first 973 00:45:32,827 --> 00:45:36,241 ♪ Ooh, ladies first, Ladies first ♪ 974 00:45:36,310 --> 00:45:38,000 Yeah, that's our era, baby. 975 00:45:38,034 --> 00:45:40,135 -Back when I met you. -I know, that's right. 976 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:43,000 Back when lyrics meant something in rap, you know. 977 00:45:43,034 --> 00:45:45,689 ♪ If you don't believe, here, Listen to this rhyme.. ♪ 978 00:45:45,724 --> 00:45:48,135 Summer Sizzle! Y'all looking good out there. 979 00:45:48,137 --> 00:45:50,689 Keep going. Hey, it's a party! 980 00:45:52,344 --> 00:45:54,963 ♪ Some think that We can't flow ♪ 981 00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:56,758 ♪ Stereotypes, They got to go... ♪ 982 00:45:56,827 --> 00:46:00,793 Hey, I have a teensy-weensy list of shoutouts for you. 983 00:46:00,862 --> 00:46:02,448 Yeah, no problemo. 984 00:46:02,517 --> 00:46:04,172 Okay, thank you. 985 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:07,206 Hey, hey, hey, let's go! 986 00:46:07,241 --> 00:46:10,034 All right, all right. 987 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:14,689 When I say Summer, you say Sizzle! 988 00:46:14,724 --> 00:46:16,137 - Summer! - Sizzle! 989 00:46:16,206 --> 00:46:17,377 - Summer! - Sizzle! 990 00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:19,032 - Summer! - Sizzle! 991 00:46:19,034 --> 00:46:21,204 All right, all right. 992 00:46:21,206 --> 00:46:23,896 Real quick, I got a list of shoutouts here 993 00:46:23,931 --> 00:46:26,724 from my girl Keke. Let's get these popping. 994 00:46:26,758 --> 00:46:30,344 First off, let's make some noise for Wonky Donkey Dog. 995 00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:32,413 "Put 12 inches in your mouth." 996 00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:38,413 Anyway. Shout out to Buddy Frank Mortgages, 997 00:46:38,448 --> 00:46:41,448 come and get your reverse, forwards and sideways loans. 998 00:46:41,482 --> 00:46:43,206 Also Stock Da Bar vodka, 999 00:46:43,241 --> 00:46:45,241 keeping it popping with Debra and Daryl, 1000 00:46:45,275 --> 00:46:47,066 at the House of Styles. 1001 00:46:47,068 --> 00:46:49,482 Get your free drink on. That's what I'm talking about. 1002 00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:52,032 Make me two, baby. Make mine neat, let's get it. 1003 00:46:53,379 --> 00:46:55,310 Also, Uncle Terry's Ribs. 1004 00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:58,241 How much longer is DJ No-Nuts gonna do these shoutouts? 1005 00:46:58,275 --> 00:47:00,413 ...Our Hunger from Down Under food truck. 1006 00:47:00,448 --> 00:47:02,448 That's Australian food for Black folks... 1007 00:47:02,482 --> 00:47:04,827 He said our name! 1008 00:47:04,862 --> 00:47:07,446 Yes! Come on by, you guys! Come on! 1009 00:47:07,448 --> 00:47:09,929 ...Grub eating contest at 1 p.m. Sign up now. 1010 00:47:09,931 --> 00:47:12,965 Winner gets free meat pies for a year. 1011 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,482 Free meat pies? 1012 00:47:14,517 --> 00:47:16,101 -You... -I didn't put that. 1013 00:47:16,103 --> 00:47:18,344 -The hell is a meat pie? -It's a pie of meat. 1014 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,137 - I don't trust it. - As I understand, 1015 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,896 it is kangaroo meat, but it was humanely killed 1016 00:47:23,965 --> 00:47:26,965 with an indigenous boomerang. Plus, we got dog adoption... 1017 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,482 -I know what you're doing, cuz. -What am I doing? 1018 00:47:29,517 --> 00:47:31,517 Standing there all proud, like you flew in 1019 00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:33,448 and did something, playing the hero. 1020 00:47:33,482 --> 00:47:36,310 Actually, I do feel that way. Thank you for seeing me. 1021 00:47:36,344 --> 00:47:38,034 You're just like your mom, 1022 00:47:38,103 --> 00:47:40,273 so focused on getting the big plan right. 1023 00:47:40,275 --> 00:47:43,206 Okay. You got a couple logistics done or whatever, but-- 1024 00:47:43,275 --> 00:47:45,137 Um, some logistics? 1025 00:47:45,172 --> 00:47:47,000 Eboni, this wouldn't be happening 1026 00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:49,344 -if it weren't for me. -Know what your problem is? 1027 00:47:49,379 --> 00:47:51,034 The real heart of it? 1028 00:47:51,379 --> 00:47:55,101 You ain't no fun. And you ain't one of us anymore. 1029 00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:56,758 Oh, I am one of you. 1030 00:47:57,275 --> 00:48:00,273 Watch me. I'm fun. 1031 00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:02,931 A real fun person can make people smile. 1032 00:48:04,241 --> 00:48:06,344 Pick someone, anyone not smiling. 1033 00:48:06,379 --> 00:48:09,137 -Oh, wow. -It's the same way. 1034 00:48:09,931 --> 00:48:10,931 Uh... 1035 00:48:11,517 --> 00:48:15,310 Oh. That girl right there selling the ripcords. 1036 00:48:16,206 --> 00:48:17,862 Yo Andrea. 1037 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:20,034 Love those friendship bracelets, girl. 1038 00:48:20,413 --> 00:48:22,241 Thank you, Eboni. 1039 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,275 See that smile? Fun. 1040 00:48:26,241 --> 00:48:29,515 - Now you, hotshot. - -♪ She like the way that I move ♪ 1041 00:48:29,517 --> 00:48:33,034 ♪ She like the way that I rock She like the way that I woo ♪ 1042 00:48:33,068 --> 00:48:35,034 ♪ She make it clap For an N-word ♪ 1043 00:48:37,068 --> 00:48:38,137 Hey, you. 1044 00:48:39,275 --> 00:48:41,103 Am I in trouble? Should I change the lyrics more? 1045 00:48:41,172 --> 00:48:43,206 -Dial it back? -No, I was just gonna say-- 1046 00:48:43,241 --> 00:48:46,448 I can do other songs. It's just that I love hip-hop, 1047 00:48:46,517 --> 00:48:49,000 but my friends did warn me the culture police would come 1048 00:48:49,034 --> 00:48:52,275 after me and... OMG, now you're here. 1049 00:48:52,344 --> 00:48:54,275 You're the police. Am I cancelled? 1050 00:48:54,344 --> 00:48:57,068 No, I'm the fun police. I'm the opposite. 1051 00:48:57,103 --> 00:48:59,413 -I'm the police of fun. -Chain me up, I deserve it. 1052 00:48:59,448 --> 00:49:01,310 Wait, that didn't come out right. 1053 00:49:01,758 --> 00:49:04,896 Listen, don't forget, it's a two-shower Saturday, 1054 00:49:04,931 --> 00:49:06,584 so if you need to go home, freshen up 1055 00:49:06,586 --> 00:49:08,344 and come back later, please do that 1056 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:11,068 because we hot in Grand Rapids. Let's go. 1057 00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:15,344 You gotta try a lemon snow cone heaven. 1058 00:49:15,413 --> 00:49:17,482 I helped it to start a while back and now, 1059 00:49:17,517 --> 00:49:20,103 I own a piece. At first I was like, 1060 00:49:20,137 --> 00:49:23,000 this is just food coloring, ice, and sugar, 1061 00:49:23,068 --> 00:49:26,620 but then I tried a bit, and uh, what can I say? 1062 00:49:27,344 --> 00:49:29,000 I'm addicted. 1063 00:49:29,068 --> 00:49:31,068 Sugar is scientifically more addictive than love. 1064 00:49:32,241 --> 00:49:33,586 I'm fun, right? 1065 00:49:34,586 --> 00:49:36,448 Yeah, yeah. Sure. 1066 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:40,068 Will, I mean it. Tell me I'm fun right now. 1067 00:49:41,068 --> 00:49:43,000 Of course you fun, Key. 1068 00:49:43,068 --> 00:49:45,000 Hey, remember that one time? 1069 00:49:45,034 --> 00:49:47,482 Behind my storage locker before you went to Harvard? 1070 00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:50,448 -That was fun. -Will, I mean it. 1071 00:49:50,482 --> 00:49:54,206 -Fun AF? -Fun enough for me. 1072 00:49:55,413 --> 00:49:57,655 Let's get some snow cones. Come on, stop playing. 1073 00:49:57,689 --> 00:50:00,413 Sure, I've got time before Gram-jam's finale. 1074 00:50:00,448 --> 00:50:04,172 ♪ Hey, here's a little info 1075 00:50:04,241 --> 00:50:06,689 ♪ Lay it back, let me tell you What you in fo' ♪ 1076 00:50:06,758 --> 00:50:09,068 ♪ Good times, good vibes Let the wind blow ♪ 1077 00:50:09,103 --> 00:50:11,411 ♪ Drop top, hit bottom To the tempo ♪ 1078 00:50:11,413 --> 00:50:13,584 ♪ East to the west To the north to south... ♪ 1079 00:50:13,586 --> 00:50:15,413 Grub eating contest, everybody. 1080 00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:17,551 -Who's in? -Yo Ben. I'll do it. 1081 00:50:18,241 --> 00:50:19,482 Sign me up. 1082 00:50:20,931 --> 00:50:25,586 ♪ I feel so good, feel like I'm flyin', I'm flyin' ♪ 1083 00:50:26,103 --> 00:50:30,000 ♪ Can't stop me now, feel like I'm flyin', I'm flyin' ♪ 1084 00:50:30,517 --> 00:50:33,000 ♪ Lovin' every minute of it Up in the clouds ♪ 1085 00:50:33,068 --> 00:50:35,586 ♪ Up in the clouds, woo 1086 00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:40,000 ♪ I feel so good, feel like I'm flyin', I'm flyin'... ♪ 1087 00:50:40,068 --> 00:50:41,551 Never fear! 1088 00:50:41,586 --> 00:50:44,103 Gram-jam is here! 1089 00:50:45,655 --> 00:50:47,931 Gram-jam's gonna kick your butt. 1090 00:50:47,965 --> 00:50:50,411 Begin. 1091 00:50:50,413 --> 00:50:54,584 Go Gram-jam! Go Gram-jam! 1092 00:50:54,586 --> 00:50:58,931 ♪ So watch me now, feel like I'm flyin', I'm flyin' ♪ 1093 00:51:02,206 --> 00:51:04,206 Hi. Have you seen Janice? 1094 00:51:04,241 --> 00:51:06,206 No, cool. Janice or Keke? 1095 00:51:06,241 --> 00:51:08,034 Know where they are? 1096 00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:11,034 -Anybody seen them? -Hello. Ni hao. 1097 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,310 I think I saw her over at the information booth. 1098 00:51:14,344 --> 00:51:15,517 Thank you, mister. 1099 00:51:16,344 --> 00:51:18,655 No one calls me mister, sister. 1100 00:51:18,689 --> 00:51:20,620 I'm your buddy, Buddy Frank. 1101 00:51:21,551 --> 00:51:24,413 -And you are? -Why is your logo 1102 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:27,241 a smiling weiner dog with a $100 bill t-shirt? 1103 00:51:29,482 --> 00:51:32,034 ♪ Let me tell you this, Sis, 'cause here's the thing ♪ 1104 00:51:32,068 --> 00:51:34,137 ♪ Buddy's reverse mortgage Will make you sing ♪ 1105 00:51:34,172 --> 00:51:36,480 ♪ Because you got more cash For that bling ♪ 1106 00:51:36,482 --> 00:51:40,310 Ha-ha-ha-ha, a-ha-ha-ha. 1107 00:51:40,344 --> 00:51:42,551 Oh shit, I think I have to go now. 1108 00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:44,480 Okay then. Ni hao. 1109 00:51:44,482 --> 00:51:46,034 It's like "aloha," right? 1110 00:51:46,068 --> 00:51:48,068 -For hello and goodbye? -Doesn't work that way. 1111 00:51:48,137 --> 00:51:50,034 -Pretty sure it does. -Pretty sure it doesn't. 1112 00:52:01,206 --> 00:52:04,724 Our CBD oil is organic. Gram-jam trusts it. 1113 00:52:04,758 --> 00:52:08,344 -I don't know about this. -Relax. 1114 00:52:09,758 --> 00:52:11,620 I took a couple of classes. 1115 00:52:11,655 --> 00:52:13,620 Besides, I'm just doing your shoulders. 1116 00:52:13,655 --> 00:52:16,310 That's usually where the tension gets locked up anyway. 1117 00:52:16,379 --> 00:52:18,724 All right, well, watch the hair. 1118 00:52:19,275 --> 00:52:21,620 And don't let your hands wander. 1119 00:52:23,068 --> 00:52:24,241 You wish. 1120 00:52:24,586 --> 00:52:26,689 Look, this is completely platonic, all right? 1121 00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:29,689 Medicinal, even. 1122 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,068 Oh my God. 1123 00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:37,448 Mm-hmm. 1124 00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:47,275 All right. 1125 00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:51,551 All right, all right. 1126 00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:53,000 Shit. 1127 00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:03,068 Oh my God. 1128 00:53:04,758 --> 00:53:07,172 - Oh my God-- - Oh shit! 1129 00:53:07,206 --> 00:53:10,448 Uh, Keke, am I interrupting something naked? 1130 00:53:10,482 --> 00:53:11,862 Nope. We're good. 1131 00:53:11,931 --> 00:53:14,655 Good. We've got the clothes on. 1132 00:53:15,310 --> 00:53:18,862 I have something to tell you. It's about Gram-jam's finances. 1133 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,206 You know all that cheesy Buddy Frank merch 1134 00:53:21,275 --> 00:53:22,791 hanging out at Gram-jam's house? 1135 00:53:22,793 --> 00:53:25,172 She likes free promo stuff. What can you do? 1136 00:53:25,206 --> 00:53:27,344 Well, she took more than just a free mug. 1137 00:53:27,379 --> 00:53:29,172 She actually signed some contracts with that guy. 1138 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,448 What, are you kidding? 1139 00:53:30,482 --> 00:53:32,896 She got a reverse mortgage. 1140 00:53:32,965 --> 00:53:35,275 Soon enough, he'll basically own her home. 1141 00:53:45,379 --> 00:53:47,448 I can't believe she signed this. 1142 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,241 Oh. 1143 00:53:49,862 --> 00:53:52,618 -Do you offer massages? -I do. 1144 00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:54,791 My glabella is particularly tense, 1145 00:53:54,793 --> 00:53:57,344 and I think this might take a while, so. 1146 00:53:57,689 --> 00:53:59,413 Hop on the table. 1147 00:54:13,586 --> 00:54:15,448 Buddy Frank will die. 1148 00:54:15,517 --> 00:54:17,827 No, he will be tortured, 1149 00:54:17,862 --> 00:54:19,724 humiliated, then die. 1150 00:54:20,793 --> 00:54:22,931 That's the fun Keke I remember. 1151 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,620 Gram-jam cannot be his only victim. 1152 00:54:25,689 --> 00:54:28,551 - That's enough. - He's evil. 1153 00:54:28,586 --> 00:54:29,931 We have to do something. 1154 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,793 Oh, I know. We'll expose him. 1155 00:54:32,862 --> 00:54:35,275 My shoulders feel like they're floating. 1156 00:54:35,344 --> 00:54:37,689 -Am I... Am I high? -Focus. 1157 00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:39,551 -We need a plan. -That's right. 1158 00:54:39,586 --> 00:54:41,586 We need a crack team. That's us. 1159 00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:44,687 We need precision, daring, cunning, some capital, 1160 00:54:44,689 --> 00:54:47,344 probably an insider at a major news station. 1161 00:54:47,379 --> 00:54:48,896 Some ice cream, Nutter Butters, 1162 00:54:48,931 --> 00:54:52,655 oh, big bag of Doritos. Oh, shit. 1163 00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:54,241 Am I high? 1164 00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:07,758 This chair is a bitch. 1165 00:55:07,793 --> 00:55:09,724 I could barely get it out the car. 1166 00:55:09,758 --> 00:55:11,413 Yeah, well. 1167 00:55:11,448 --> 00:55:13,894 Talk about not being able to walk. 1168 00:55:13,896 --> 00:55:15,724 That's a bitch, yo. 1169 00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:18,482 - Uncle Jim. - Hey, Keke. 1170 00:55:18,517 --> 00:55:21,344 Going okay, huh? Everything going all right? 1171 00:55:21,413 --> 00:55:23,793 Everything's perfect. Almost. 1172 00:55:23,827 --> 00:55:26,275 You've done some improv acting, right? 1173 00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:27,793 Yes, As a matter of fact, 1174 00:55:27,827 --> 00:55:30,411 I was at Second City in Chicago for two years. 1175 00:55:30,413 --> 00:55:32,689 Well, I was wondering if I could interest you 1176 00:55:32,758 --> 00:55:35,000 in the acting role of a lifetime. 1177 00:55:35,068 --> 00:55:37,411 Specifically, improv. 1178 00:55:37,413 --> 00:55:40,896 Yes, and... 1179 00:55:42,896 --> 00:55:44,896 That was an improv joke. 1180 00:55:44,931 --> 00:55:47,310 Ah-ha. 1181 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:55,310 Go on, let these ladies dance by themselves. 1182 00:55:55,758 --> 00:55:58,517 I see you, sundress, I see you. 1183 00:55:58,586 --> 00:56:00,413 It's my favorite time of year. Let's go! 1184 00:56:00,448 --> 00:56:02,482 That's not a dance, wait a minute. 1185 00:56:02,517 --> 00:56:04,310 Hold on, bring the music-- 1186 00:56:04,344 --> 00:56:07,034 I think he needs some medical-- No, that's just how he dances. 1187 00:56:07,068 --> 00:56:10,000 Bring 'em to their knees, DJ Deez Nuts. 1188 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,896 Turn it up, let's go! 1189 00:56:13,965 --> 00:56:16,896 - There's the man. - Hey hey hey. 1190 00:56:17,758 --> 00:56:20,068 -Can I be of service, family? -I'm sure you can. 1191 00:56:20,137 --> 00:56:22,482 You've met my Uncle Jim, right? 1192 00:56:22,517 --> 00:56:24,793 I know you like to help our elders with investments. 1193 00:56:24,827 --> 00:56:27,344 I mean, I'm only a woman after all. 1194 00:56:27,379 --> 00:56:30,998 -What do I know about money? -You were very wise to bring him to me, Keke. 1195 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,586 I recognize this handsome devil from getting lined up 1196 00:56:33,655 --> 00:56:35,827 at the House of Style from time to time. 1197 00:56:35,862 --> 00:56:38,068 Oh yes. How you doing, young blood? 1198 00:56:38,137 --> 00:56:39,965 Good. Real good, sir. 1199 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:44,689 Oh. Keke, this is just the man I wanted to see. 1200 00:56:44,724 --> 00:56:47,034 He is so good with money. 1201 00:56:47,068 --> 00:56:49,551 - Money. - Keke. 1202 00:56:50,689 --> 00:56:52,724 We need to talk. Excuse me. 1203 00:56:52,758 --> 00:56:55,655 - Now, go over here. - So Uncle Jim. 1204 00:56:55,689 --> 00:56:58,068 You happen to own your own home? 1205 00:56:58,137 --> 00:57:02,586 Yeah, bought my house in 1978. 1206 00:57:02,896 --> 00:57:06,068 Baby Ruths were ten cents then. 1207 00:57:07,103 --> 00:57:10,068 But the Detroit Lions still sucked. 1208 00:57:12,206 --> 00:57:14,379 Well, some things never change, sir. 1209 00:57:14,689 --> 00:57:16,448 Let me roll you into my office. 1210 00:57:16,482 --> 00:57:19,379 - I think we can do something. - Yes, sir. 1211 00:57:19,965 --> 00:57:23,586 You use your Vanguard fund to fund a block party? 1212 00:57:23,620 --> 00:57:25,894 -Keke, a block party. -You went through my computer? 1213 00:57:25,896 --> 00:57:28,068 Gram-jam gave you that money on your 1st birthday 1214 00:57:28,103 --> 00:57:30,689 specifically to be used for something special, 1215 00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:32,068 or at least an emergency. 1216 00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:34,586 How can you not see that this is both? 1217 00:57:35,448 --> 00:57:37,103 It's okay. 1218 00:57:37,137 --> 00:57:39,413 Is this what you're trying to do to me today? Kill me? Huh? 1219 00:57:39,448 --> 00:57:42,379 You're trying to kill me. My daughter's trying to kill me! 1220 00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:44,137 Because I sure as hell am about to kill you. 1221 00:57:44,206 --> 00:57:46,379 Mom, chill. I just fronted the block party 1222 00:57:46,413 --> 00:57:47,931 until the sponsors pay me back. 1223 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,724 -If we don't get shut down-- -Oh my God, stop it! 1224 00:57:50,758 --> 00:57:52,758 Summer Sizzle is a dinosaur. 1225 00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:55,689 Okay? Let an asteroid hit and let it die already. 1226 00:57:55,724 --> 00:57:57,103 I can't. 1227 00:57:57,137 --> 00:57:59,758 This could be Gram-jam's last time on stage. 1228 00:58:00,103 --> 00:58:03,000 She's been doing it for the past 40 years. 1229 00:58:03,793 --> 00:58:05,827 At the very least, Gram-jam will be happy. 1230 00:58:05,862 --> 00:58:07,965 She won't even remember it, Keke. 1231 00:58:18,034 --> 00:58:22,448 She may not be all there, but she's still here. 1232 00:58:26,758 --> 00:58:27,793 So, what? 1233 00:58:28,862 --> 00:58:32,724 All that work, the best school in the world, 1234 00:58:32,793 --> 00:58:35,758 and you just throw our dream job away for a block party? 1235 00:58:35,793 --> 00:58:37,206 I didn't throw anything away. 1236 00:58:37,275 --> 00:58:39,137 -I still have my job. -I know you do. 1237 00:58:40,793 --> 00:58:42,618 I called Crystal Maitland's office 1238 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,931 and made sure your job was still secure. 1239 00:58:45,275 --> 00:58:47,172 -What did you do? -I am trying to keep you 1240 00:58:47,206 --> 00:58:49,793 -from throwing your life away. -What did you do? 1241 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:51,517 Keke, just hear me out, okay? 1242 00:58:51,551 --> 00:58:54,413 I am trying to do what's best for you. 1243 00:58:56,517 --> 00:59:00,551 What's best for me is for you to stop trying 1244 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:04,000 to live my life for me and leave me alone. 1245 00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,103 I can't believe her. 1246 00:59:14,172 --> 00:59:15,758 I had everything under control. 1247 00:59:15,793 --> 00:59:17,896 My mom had to stick her nose in my business. 1248 00:59:17,931 --> 00:59:21,172 And now I'm not even entirely sure if I still have a job. 1249 00:59:21,206 --> 00:59:23,103 I haven't even started yet. 1250 00:59:25,689 --> 00:59:28,103 It's all about control with you, ain't it? 1251 00:59:28,172 --> 00:59:29,931 Don't you have a food truck to run? 1252 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,758 First of all, it's a partnership. 1253 00:59:31,793 --> 00:59:34,551 Second, I gotta have fun too, unlike some people. 1254 00:59:34,586 --> 00:59:36,860 How many times do I have to say this? I am fun. 1255 00:59:36,862 --> 00:59:39,275 You know what? I'll prove to you once and for all. 1256 00:59:39,344 --> 00:59:40,827 Let's go have fun. 1257 00:59:46,586 --> 00:59:49,103 Dunk tank is open. Does anybody want to go on in? 1258 00:59:49,172 --> 00:59:51,689 We have any takers? Anybody want to get wet? 1259 00:59:54,241 --> 00:59:57,000 Oh, yeah! 1260 00:59:57,034 --> 00:59:59,170 Happy Juneteenth! 1261 00:59:59,172 --> 01:00:00,689 Now that is fun. 1262 01:00:01,620 --> 01:00:04,551 Ooh, yeah. 1263 01:00:04,586 --> 01:00:07,170 Come on, Key. Let's see what that arm do. 1264 01:00:07,172 --> 01:00:08,758 I bet you won't. 1265 01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:19,653 I forgot you were an all-season athlete. 1266 01:00:19,655 --> 01:00:22,241 Okay, my mistake. 1267 01:00:22,275 --> 01:00:25,517 But you ain't fooling nobody. I know you can't lose control. 1268 01:00:25,551 --> 01:00:28,551 -You won't get in that tank. -No, I can't get my hair wet. 1269 01:00:28,586 --> 01:00:30,551 Oh yeah. Miss Atlanta. 1270 01:00:31,758 --> 01:00:34,862 Okay. Hey everybody, I'm next. 1271 01:00:34,896 --> 01:00:36,931 I'm about to be more fun than all of you. 1272 01:00:38,206 --> 01:00:39,998 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1273 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 You might mess up your business look. 1274 01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:44,482 I cannot believe her. 1275 01:00:45,103 --> 01:00:48,206 Does she not understand what we went through 1276 01:00:48,241 --> 01:00:50,931 -to put her through Harvard? -Just because Keke's not doing 1277 01:00:50,965 --> 01:00:54,103 -exactly what you want her to, doesn't-- -Watch it, Sean. 1278 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:56,620 I'm just saying, she... 1279 01:00:56,689 --> 01:00:58,687 She's got a good head on her shoulders. 1280 01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:00,827 She'll figure it out. Just have a little faith. 1281 01:01:00,896 --> 01:01:02,068 Yeah. 1282 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:05,275 Faith she's gonna waste all her damn money 1283 01:01:05,310 --> 01:01:07,275 on this block party. 1284 01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:09,000 Oh, okay. 1285 01:01:09,793 --> 01:01:12,239 Are you feeling guilty because Keke is stepping up 1286 01:01:12,241 --> 01:01:14,275 to help out Janice, instead of you? 1287 01:01:14,793 --> 01:01:16,655 Sean, you know that's not fair. 1288 01:01:18,965 --> 01:01:23,655 You know that my mother never supported me. 1289 01:01:25,344 --> 01:01:29,068 Never once did she say she was proud of me. 1290 01:01:29,931 --> 01:01:32,896 No matter what I did, nothing was ever good enough for her. 1291 01:01:41,068 --> 01:01:42,758 Let's spread some joy. 1292 01:01:47,931 --> 01:01:49,206 Ouch. 1293 01:01:52,068 --> 01:01:53,965 You're supposed to hit the red thing. 1294 01:01:57,655 --> 01:02:00,827 Oh, you've got to try better than that to get me. 1295 01:02:00,862 --> 01:02:02,344 Who's next? 1296 01:02:05,137 --> 01:02:07,068 Are you sure you want me to do this? 1297 01:02:07,137 --> 01:02:10,377 I really do. It's just, it's so hot. 1298 01:02:12,137 --> 01:02:13,965 But you're never gonna dunk me in a million years. 1299 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,068 Yo, three balls, please. 1300 01:02:16,310 --> 01:02:17,862 Thank you. Thank you. 1301 01:02:19,310 --> 01:02:20,963 A lot of people want to dunk you. 1302 01:02:20,965 --> 01:02:22,689 I've been making so much money today. 1303 01:02:22,724 --> 01:02:23,965 Thank you. 1304 01:02:29,482 --> 01:02:31,655 I mean, not everybody can get it on the first try. 1305 01:02:31,689 --> 01:02:34,172 All right, Key. 1306 01:02:36,137 --> 01:02:38,344 Zero for two. 1307 01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:40,308 -That's crazy. -Zero for two. 1308 01:02:40,310 --> 01:02:42,379 ♪ I know there's gotta be A reason I do this ♪ 1309 01:02:42,413 --> 01:02:44,827 ♪ I've come way too far I can't lose it ♪ 1310 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,034 ♪ We get loud, we don't stop 1311 01:02:47,068 --> 01:02:49,793 ♪ So get ready Put your hands up ♪ 1312 01:02:49,827 --> 01:02:51,620 ♪ We keep on, let's go live 1313 01:02:55,068 --> 01:02:57,135 ♪ Even though times get hard 1314 01:02:57,137 --> 01:02:59,655 ♪ I can't fall, I've come too far ♪ 1315 01:02:59,689 --> 01:03:02,068 ♪ We keep going, we all right 1316 01:03:02,103 --> 01:03:04,379 ♪ It's one love, Baby, one time ♪ 1317 01:03:05,068 --> 01:03:08,377 ♪ Even though times get hard We can't fall... ♪ 1318 01:03:08,379 --> 01:03:11,103 You remember how much fun we used to have? 1319 01:03:11,965 --> 01:03:13,862 Stick around for a little bit. 1320 01:03:14,482 --> 01:03:16,034 I miss your vibe. 1321 01:03:16,068 --> 01:03:18,068 This is your birthright. 1322 01:03:21,034 --> 01:03:23,103 All we need is you, bunny rabbit. 1323 01:03:25,206 --> 01:03:28,448 ♪ And when times get hard I can't fall... ♪ 1324 01:03:28,482 --> 01:03:30,310 Hey, I can't see. 1325 01:03:30,379 --> 01:03:32,103 I lost my contacts in the dunk tank. 1326 01:03:32,137 --> 01:03:34,206 I'm right here. Come on. 1327 01:03:35,862 --> 01:03:37,275 Come on. 1328 01:03:47,482 --> 01:03:49,448 Oh, this is the family emergency. 1329 01:03:49,482 --> 01:03:52,689 Crystal Maitland? 1330 01:03:53,862 --> 01:03:57,032 Crystal Maitland? 1331 01:03:57,034 --> 01:03:58,758 Do you know why I'm here? 1332 01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,862 I know this must look bad. 1333 01:04:02,275 --> 01:04:04,482 I know this must look bad, 1334 01:04:04,517 --> 01:04:06,862 and my mother should have never called you. 1335 01:04:06,896 --> 01:04:09,862 But I'm letting you know that I am the best hire 1336 01:04:09,896 --> 01:04:13,137 -you will have ever made. -I'm not sure I ever hired you at all. 1337 01:04:13,448 --> 01:04:16,206 -Excuse me? -After I spoke with your mother this morning, 1338 01:04:16,275 --> 01:04:18,448 it's clear she's the one who wants this job. 1339 01:04:18,482 --> 01:04:20,965 You, not so much. 1340 01:04:23,448 --> 01:04:27,413 Well, well, well. Janice Summers. 1341 01:04:28,275 --> 01:04:30,758 I want to tell you that I'm shutting you 1342 01:04:30,793 --> 01:04:32,793 and your Sizzle down. 1343 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,446 Over my dead, sexy body. 1344 01:04:36,448 --> 01:04:39,101 What are you talking about? Kiki paid for herself. 1345 01:04:39,103 --> 01:04:41,273 We got the permits, you said it was all fine. 1346 01:04:41,275 --> 01:04:43,273 Wait, Keke paid $15K of her own money? 1347 01:04:43,275 --> 01:04:46,137 - What did she do that for? - I play by the rules. 1348 01:04:46,172 --> 01:04:49,929 Queen of Hearts: Ten Rules for Success. Go read it. 1349 01:04:49,931 --> 01:04:51,965 Isn't that a Crystal Maitland book? 1350 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,482 What, you read her stuff? 1351 01:04:53,517 --> 01:04:55,896 Look, this has gotten out of control. 1352 01:04:55,965 --> 01:04:59,172 -You expanded too fast. -What are you trying to say? What's your point? 1353 01:04:59,206 --> 01:05:02,172 Well, unless you have Permit 12043, 1354 01:05:02,206 --> 01:05:03,862 I'm shutting you down. 1355 01:05:03,896 --> 01:05:05,551 Keke handles that. 1356 01:05:05,586 --> 01:05:07,998 Okay, you have one minute to find her. 1357 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,137 Otherwise I'm gonna shut the whole event down, 1358 01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:13,000 - starting with the music. - Okay, I'll go get her. 1359 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,998 You can't shut us down. 1360 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,310 I haven't been on stage yet. 1361 01:05:19,034 --> 01:05:21,551 Fifty-nine, fifty-eight. 1362 01:05:21,586 --> 01:05:25,551 -Is she counting down to when she's gonna shut us down? -I am doing that. Fifty-three. 1363 01:05:26,206 --> 01:05:28,931 I don't know what my mother said to make you come here, 1364 01:05:28,965 --> 01:05:31,448 but I want it. It's what I've always wanted. 1365 01:05:31,517 --> 01:05:33,170 -I want this job. -Keke! 1366 01:05:33,172 --> 01:05:34,931 Joy the fire marshal is going to shut us down, 1367 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,896 and Gram-jam will have a meltdown 1368 01:05:36,931 --> 01:05:39,344 if she can't get on stage. Joy keeps asking for a permit. 1369 01:05:39,379 --> 01:05:41,344 Ten-twenty-three-goober something... 1370 01:05:41,379 --> 01:05:43,862 Oh my God. Okay. Please, stay here. 1371 01:05:43,896 --> 01:05:45,931 Just for a couple of seconds. I will be right back, 1372 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,827 -I promise. -I've seen enough. 1373 01:05:50,241 --> 01:05:52,586 Crystal Maitland! Will you sign this for me please? 1374 01:05:56,344 --> 01:05:58,931 -Sorry, girl. -I don't want to talk about it. 1375 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:01,448 Okay. But I told you that contraption was not made 1376 01:06:01,482 --> 01:06:03,448 -for Black women. -You said I wasn't fun. 1377 01:06:03,482 --> 01:06:05,137 I did it to prove you wrong. 1378 01:06:05,172 --> 01:06:08,000 Girl, that was a metaphor. I'm deep like that. 1379 01:06:09,275 --> 01:06:12,239 -Thirty-nine. Thirty-eight. -You have just ruined 1380 01:06:12,241 --> 01:06:16,965 a perfectly good bid whist game. I was winning. 1381 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,584 - Thirty-six. - Twenty. 1382 01:06:18,586 --> 01:06:20,413 - Thirty-- - Forty-five. 1383 01:06:20,448 --> 01:06:22,172 -Just a sec. No. -Two hundred. Seven. 1384 01:06:22,241 --> 01:06:25,103 Stop doing that, I-- Where did I leave off? 1385 01:06:25,137 --> 01:06:26,965 -Forty-nine-- -I'm here. 1386 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,517 It's here. The permit's here. 1387 01:06:29,758 --> 01:06:32,965 I can't see. I lost my contacts in the dunk tank. 1388 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,344 Oh my God. Okay, ladies, dump your purses. 1389 01:06:35,413 --> 01:06:37,448 Let's find glasses for Keke. 1390 01:06:37,482 --> 01:06:40,482 I hope it's not in my purse. We'll never find them. 1391 01:06:41,758 --> 01:06:44,931 What are you doing with-- How old are these rubbers? 1392 01:06:44,965 --> 01:06:46,896 Just because I can't get knocked up, 1393 01:06:46,931 --> 01:06:49,172 don't mean I have to get some STD. 1394 01:06:49,241 --> 01:06:51,448 Honey, my pussy is newer than this condom right here. 1395 01:06:51,482 --> 01:06:54,275 Fine. 1396 01:06:56,586 --> 01:06:58,586 What does it say in there? 1397 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,448 Okay, now I can see. 1398 01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:02,068 Here it is. 1399 01:07:02,137 --> 01:07:06,620 Okay. What you have here is Permit 12043. 1400 01:07:07,241 --> 01:07:09,655 What you do not have 1401 01:07:09,689 --> 01:07:13,000 is the newly required addendum 15A. 1402 01:07:13,034 --> 01:07:14,344 It gives me no pleasure to do this, 1403 01:07:14,379 --> 01:07:16,000 but I have to shut you down. 1404 01:07:17,068 --> 01:07:18,448 Are you kidding me? 1405 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:21,170 You're right. It does give me pleasure to do this. 1406 01:07:21,172 --> 01:07:23,689 - Oh my God. -This is now an illegal gathering. 1407 01:07:23,724 --> 01:07:25,413 I got to call in for backup. 1408 01:07:25,482 --> 01:07:27,482 Calling all units. 1409 01:07:27,517 --> 01:07:30,068 Requesting backup at the Summer Sizzle block party, 1410 01:07:30,137 --> 01:07:32,172 at MLK block. We're shutting it down. 1411 01:07:33,206 --> 01:07:36,517 Oh my God, It's over. 1412 01:07:36,551 --> 01:07:39,000 No, wait. Is Crystal Maitland still here? 1413 01:07:39,034 --> 01:07:41,241 -Oh my God, Crystal. -Keke, I got an idea. 1414 01:07:41,310 --> 01:07:43,620 - I have to find her. - Oh no. 1415 01:08:18,241 --> 01:08:20,137 Will, it's a disaster. 1416 01:08:20,206 --> 01:08:21,586 Is Crystal still here? 1417 01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:26,137 Disperse now. 1418 01:08:26,206 --> 01:08:28,689 The authorities are on the way. 1419 01:08:28,724 --> 01:08:31,206 This block party is over. 1420 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:33,758 -You serious right now? -Disperse or what? 1421 01:08:33,793 --> 01:08:36,068 Or-- This guy says, "Or what." 1422 01:08:36,103 --> 01:08:38,000 Are you challenging my authority? 1423 01:08:39,310 --> 01:08:41,517 Looks like the whole Sizzle is coming to a close, so. 1424 01:08:42,586 --> 01:08:44,517 You want to go somewhere and talk about it? 1425 01:08:45,482 --> 01:08:49,000 Thanks Will, but I just need to be with myself right now. 1426 01:08:57,655 --> 01:08:59,689 Well, everyone's going home. 1427 01:08:59,724 --> 01:09:02,413 So much for my big finale. 1428 01:09:02,827 --> 01:09:03,758 Cookie? 1429 01:09:05,655 --> 01:09:10,275 Oh boy, I never heard you say no to a cookie before. 1430 01:09:11,275 --> 01:09:13,448 Well, what's the matter, baby girl? 1431 01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:17,275 I lost my job and it was all Mom's fault. 1432 01:09:17,965 --> 01:09:20,137 But also not her fault. 1433 01:09:21,344 --> 01:09:25,275 Lord knows I hate her so much right now. 1434 01:09:26,137 --> 01:09:30,448 Oh, I believe she hated me too, 1435 01:09:30,482 --> 01:09:32,758 back in the day. 1436 01:09:32,793 --> 01:09:35,068 Yeah, she just still might. 1437 01:09:35,827 --> 01:09:37,793 But you're the best grandma ever. 1438 01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:44,482 Mmm. These are really good. 1439 01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,448 Really is Russian roulette. 1440 01:09:47,379 --> 01:09:49,482 I just might be the best grandma. 1441 01:09:50,551 --> 01:09:53,689 But I wasn't the best mom. 1442 01:09:54,448 --> 01:09:56,137 I tried to be. 1443 01:09:56,689 --> 01:09:59,446 I thought I did the best I could with Tasha, 1444 01:09:59,448 --> 01:10:01,551 but I made my mistakes. 1445 01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:03,862 She may still hate me sometimes, 1446 01:10:03,931 --> 01:10:07,241 but I know she always loves me. 1447 01:10:07,655 --> 01:10:09,068 Keke. 1448 01:10:18,793 --> 01:10:20,758 Keke, I... 1449 01:10:22,517 --> 01:10:25,413 I am so, so sorry. 1450 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:28,517 I am. 1451 01:10:29,931 --> 01:10:31,620 I don't know what to do. 1452 01:10:33,379 --> 01:10:35,275 I don't know how to fix it. 1453 01:10:39,827 --> 01:10:42,310 I should have stopped being so controlling. 1454 01:10:44,758 --> 01:10:46,586 I should have trusted you, 1455 01:10:47,655 --> 01:10:49,793 instead of insisting I knew best, 1456 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:54,068 which clearly I don't. 1457 01:10:56,413 --> 01:10:57,758 You were right. 1458 01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:00,379 You were right about the block party. 1459 01:11:10,413 --> 01:11:12,342 Disperse now. 1460 01:11:12,344 --> 01:11:15,239 Joy, have you by any chance seen Crystal Maitland? 1461 01:11:15,241 --> 01:11:16,862 -Wait. TheCrystal Maitland? -Uh-huh. 1462 01:11:16,896 --> 01:11:18,413 -Is here? -Yeah. 1463 01:11:18,448 --> 01:11:21,241 Oh my God. I'm her biggest fan. 1464 01:11:21,275 --> 01:11:24,379 Well, she's about to leave. Maybe I can introduce you to her. 1465 01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:27,137 Are you serious? Oh my God, How's my hair? 1466 01:11:29,379 --> 01:11:30,655 There she is. 1467 01:11:30,689 --> 01:11:33,137 Wait! Krystal Maitland! 1468 01:11:33,862 --> 01:11:35,413 OMG. 1469 01:11:35,448 --> 01:11:37,206 I am your biggest fan. 1470 01:11:37,241 --> 01:11:38,793 -Thank you. -And I have read 1471 01:11:38,862 --> 01:11:41,344 every business book, every self help book, 1472 01:11:41,379 --> 01:11:43,379 I have attended every single TED Talk. 1473 01:11:43,413 --> 01:11:44,896 I really think I'm your biggest fan. 1474 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:47,172 Actually, my cousin is your biggest fan. 1475 01:11:47,413 --> 01:11:49,482 Keke's the one who put this whole thing together 1476 01:11:49,517 --> 01:11:50,689 for my Gram-jam. 1477 01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:53,241 She's trying to shut it down. 1478 01:11:53,758 --> 01:11:54,827 Is that so? 1479 01:11:55,758 --> 01:11:57,724 Well, they have the wrong permit. 1480 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,862 You got to follow the rules. 1481 01:11:59,896 --> 01:12:02,722 I mean, certainly the author of The Ten Rules for Success 1482 01:12:02,724 --> 01:12:04,482 would know that, am I right? 1483 01:12:04,517 --> 01:12:05,965 Well, let me understand this. 1484 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,827 You are shutting down this entire historic 1485 01:12:08,862 --> 01:12:12,827 Juneteenth celebration over a technicality. 1486 01:12:14,862 --> 01:12:19,655 Well, this whole event should have been planned better. 1487 01:12:20,793 --> 01:12:25,000 I suppose one person's tragedy is another's technicality. 1488 01:12:25,068 --> 01:12:27,551 Ooh. Shade, honey. 1489 01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:31,965 I don't make the rules. 1490 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,965 I just follow them, Crystal Maitland. 1491 01:12:35,896 --> 01:12:38,379 Maybe you should rethink your life choices. 1492 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:40,275 Joy. 1493 01:12:40,793 --> 01:12:43,275 ♪ Hey, fix your face 1494 01:12:43,310 --> 01:12:46,411 ♪ Why you looking at me like You don't know what to say? ♪ 1495 01:12:46,413 --> 01:12:48,724 - ♪ Like whoa, here we go... - Whew. 1496 01:12:50,413 --> 01:12:52,344 While you contemplate your whole life, 1497 01:12:52,413 --> 01:12:54,758 I'm just going to start this party back up. Okay? 1498 01:12:55,931 --> 01:12:57,413 Okay. 1499 01:12:58,931 --> 01:13:00,620 Crystal. 1500 01:13:02,413 --> 01:13:04,413 Oh, good Lord. 1501 01:13:04,482 --> 01:13:06,827 Y'all act like it's the Great Depression 1502 01:13:06,862 --> 01:13:09,517 and Martin Luther King getting shot all at once. 1503 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:12,825 It's just a job. You'll get another one. 1504 01:13:12,827 --> 01:13:16,000 Any company would be just so lucky to have her. 1505 01:13:17,517 --> 01:13:20,275 Mom, you are sounding remarkably lucid. 1506 01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:22,862 Took the last of my steroids. 1507 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,482 And it's a little scary. 1508 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,310 I just want to be there 1509 01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:33,551 for both of you a little longer. 1510 01:13:33,862 --> 01:13:37,275 'Cause I... Well, I know I'm in and out. 1511 01:13:37,827 --> 01:13:40,689 But I love you. 1512 01:13:43,793 --> 01:13:46,689 Aww. 1513 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:49,448 Aww. 1514 01:13:49,724 --> 01:13:51,517 I love y'all. 1515 01:13:52,413 --> 01:13:54,275 Keke, you are one of us. 1516 01:13:55,965 --> 01:14:01,862 Wake up! 1517 01:14:06,931 --> 01:14:08,793 Samuel L. Jackson, Do the Right Thing. 1518 01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:10,413 Fishburne, School D-- 1519 01:14:10,448 --> 01:14:11,586 I don't think they... 1520 01:14:12,965 --> 01:14:15,586 You know what? I'm going to just play the trap music. Fine. 1521 01:14:21,551 --> 01:14:23,413 Yeah, okay Australia. 1522 01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:27,549 Hey! Do the kangaroo, do the kangaroo. 1523 01:14:27,551 --> 01:14:29,103 -Babe? Kangaroo? -No. No. 1524 01:14:29,137 --> 01:14:31,032 -Yes. C'mon. -Do the kangaroo. 1525 01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:33,586 Yeah! 1526 01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:35,896 You look good out there, Summer Sizzle. 1527 01:14:35,931 --> 01:14:37,482 I like that. 1528 01:14:37,551 --> 01:14:39,758 You are rocking with your favorite DJ, 1529 01:14:39,793 --> 01:14:42,032 DJ Dee Nutz! You know what it is. 1530 01:14:44,965 --> 01:14:46,862 - Can you hold for a sec? - Yeah. 1531 01:14:47,448 --> 01:14:48,689 Thank you. 1532 01:14:51,551 --> 01:14:52,793 Hey guys. 1533 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:57,860 We're interrupting the music briefly, just briefly 1534 01:14:57,862 --> 01:15:00,379 because I need to make an announcement. 1535 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:03,172 We have a special guest in our community, 1536 01:15:03,206 --> 01:15:06,448 and I want to point him out. Buddy Frank. 1537 01:15:06,862 --> 01:15:08,929 Buddy, where are you? 1538 01:15:08,931 --> 01:15:11,000 -Ah! There you are. -Right here. 1539 01:15:11,034 --> 01:15:16,517 Everyone, take a long, hard, good look at this man. 1540 01:15:17,758 --> 01:15:22,379 He has been creating financial opportunities here, 1541 01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:24,862 especially for our elderly. 1542 01:15:26,137 --> 01:15:27,931 Just trying to serve. 1543 01:15:28,931 --> 01:15:31,413 Serve whom, exactly? 1544 01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:37,000 Give it to him straight, Keke. 1545 01:15:38,862 --> 01:15:40,620 Buddy Frank is a liar. 1546 01:15:42,517 --> 01:15:45,758 And he's been preying on the most vulnerable, 1547 01:15:45,793 --> 01:15:47,827 wreaking havoc on their finances, 1548 01:15:47,862 --> 01:15:51,551 stealing from our elders who can barely take care of themselves. 1549 01:15:51,620 --> 01:15:53,586 Whoa, whoa. That's not true. 1550 01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:55,551 What? I-- 1551 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:57,827 By the way, you got any proof of that happening? 1552 01:15:57,862 --> 01:16:00,551 No, you don't. So bye, Felicia. 1553 01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:02,793 Because like the kids say nowadays, 1554 01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:06,689 -pics or it didn't happen. -Well, it did happen. 1555 01:16:06,724 --> 01:16:09,655 And we do have pics. Eboni, you got it. 1556 01:16:12,758 --> 01:16:14,998 Do you happen to own your own home? 1557 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,724 - Yeah. - What? 1558 01:16:16,758 --> 01:16:19,551 I bought my house in 1978. 1559 01:16:19,586 --> 01:16:22,000 That is a huge accomplishment, Uncle Jim. 1560 01:16:22,034 --> 01:16:24,206 It's Uncle Jim, right? 1561 01:16:24,241 --> 01:16:27,687 Well, with all that equity in your property, 1562 01:16:27,689 --> 01:16:30,170 I'm going to be able to pay you to live there. 1563 01:16:30,172 --> 01:16:31,551 Who are you? 1564 01:16:34,034 --> 01:16:35,172 You my friend? 1565 01:16:36,724 --> 01:16:38,862 Jim, I'll tell you what. 1566 01:16:40,586 --> 01:16:42,551 I'm gonna take care of your paperwork. 1567 01:16:42,586 --> 01:16:46,034 You just initial here to attest you're of sound mind. 1568 01:16:46,068 --> 01:16:50,689 And then you sign here to turn your accounts over to me 1569 01:16:50,724 --> 01:16:54,827 and start building generational wealth for your family. 1570 01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:57,551 Am I right? 1571 01:16:57,586 --> 01:17:00,724 Know what I'm saying? Can I get a witness? 1572 01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:04,551 - Sign. - Who are you? 1573 01:17:05,379 --> 01:17:07,241 Yes. That's good. All right. 1574 01:17:07,275 --> 01:17:09,896 Good. We are good. 1575 01:17:10,344 --> 01:17:11,965 All right. 1576 01:17:14,965 --> 01:17:16,344 -Grab his ass. -What the hell? 1577 01:17:16,413 --> 01:17:17,896 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, wait, wait. 1578 01:17:17,931 --> 01:17:19,793 There's an explanation for this, okay? 1579 01:17:19,827 --> 01:17:21,620 She cut that out of context. 1580 01:17:21,655 --> 01:17:23,586 Come on, y'all. All I do is try to help. 1581 01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:24,896 I'm woke. 1582 01:17:24,931 --> 01:17:28,068 Hey, stop. Guys, watch it. 1583 01:17:28,862 --> 01:17:31,931 Happy Juneteenth, motherfucker. Now, where are my reparations? 1584 01:17:39,758 --> 01:17:42,103 Now we've dealt with that... 1585 01:17:42,137 --> 01:17:44,655 ...big applause for Eboni. 1586 01:17:44,689 --> 01:17:46,655 She did it. Eboni saved the day. 1587 01:17:47,896 --> 01:17:50,275 And now, the woman of the hour. 1588 01:17:50,310 --> 01:17:53,724 The reason we are all here, Janice Summers! 1589 01:17:58,413 --> 01:18:04,241 It's the 40th anniversary of Summer Sizzle, oh wow. 1590 01:18:05,034 --> 01:18:10,135 I'm a dreamer, but I never dreamed it would be this big. 1591 01:18:12,758 --> 01:18:16,965 Thank you all. And thank you, Keke. 1592 01:18:21,034 --> 01:18:26,172 Well, it's the 40th anniversary of the Summer Sizzle, you know. 1593 01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:27,862 We know. 1594 01:18:30,448 --> 01:18:31,793 Well, um... 1595 01:18:32,793 --> 01:18:35,310 Do you know who was my inspiration 1596 01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:38,172 for Summer Sizzle? I bet you don't know that. 1597 01:18:39,413 --> 01:18:42,965 My daughter, Tasha. 1598 01:18:53,827 --> 01:18:59,793 Juneteenth is a celebration of us coming a long way. 1599 01:19:01,034 --> 01:19:04,310 However, our world 1600 01:19:04,379 --> 01:19:09,275 is still not really safe for us always. 1601 01:19:09,310 --> 01:19:12,758 And Lord knows that the business opportunities 1602 01:19:12,793 --> 01:19:15,034 have been squeezed left and right. 1603 01:19:15,896 --> 01:19:19,379 I wanted to create a community for all of us. 1604 01:19:20,379 --> 01:19:23,931 And maybe selfishly for my daughter. 1605 01:19:26,103 --> 01:19:27,862 I wanted her to know 1606 01:19:29,137 --> 01:19:31,862 that even if something happens to me, 1607 01:19:33,413 --> 01:19:35,379 she would be okay. 1608 01:19:38,517 --> 01:19:40,965 Take care of each other. 1609 01:19:45,206 --> 01:19:47,896 Take care of each other, y'all. 1610 01:19:49,068 --> 01:19:51,965 Now, for 40 years, 1611 01:19:52,034 --> 01:19:54,000 for 40 years after that, 1612 01:19:54,068 --> 01:19:58,758 and long, long after I'm gone, look out for each other. 1613 01:20:06,517 --> 01:20:07,965 Take care. 1614 01:20:08,862 --> 01:20:10,172 I'm proud of you. 1615 01:20:12,931 --> 01:20:14,379 I love you. 1616 01:20:21,448 --> 01:20:24,413 Well, happy Juneteenth! 1617 01:20:32,241 --> 01:20:35,204 And I'm gonna spin some tunes, 1618 01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:38,896 and y'all know what to do! 1619 01:20:40,517 --> 01:20:42,344 Woo! Yeah! 1620 01:20:42,862 --> 01:20:45,310 They said I couldn't do it. 1621 01:20:45,379 --> 01:20:47,068 But I'm gonna show 'em. 1622 01:20:47,379 --> 01:20:49,137 Listen to this. 1623 01:21:00,379 --> 01:21:04,413 ♪ Head to toe 1624 01:21:05,103 --> 01:21:07,793 ♪ I know 1625 01:21:08,896 --> 01:21:12,101 ♪ Today started with A crazy kiss ♪ 1626 01:21:12,103 --> 01:21:13,827 ♪ On our way home 1627 01:21:17,448 --> 01:21:20,482 ♪ We were in for a surprise 1628 01:21:20,517 --> 01:21:22,241 ♪ Who would have known... 1629 01:21:25,034 --> 01:21:27,172 - Any luck? - It's been a week 1630 01:21:27,206 --> 01:21:29,793 since I got fired from the job I never did. 1631 01:21:29,827 --> 01:21:32,965 I got some bites. Maybe. 1632 01:21:38,103 --> 01:21:39,275 Who is that? 1633 01:21:44,103 --> 01:21:46,862 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1634 01:21:51,379 --> 01:21:54,275 -Crystal Maitland. -Oh, that's Crystal Maitland. 1635 01:21:54,310 --> 01:21:57,101 - It's Crystal Maitland. - Everyone, calm down. 1636 01:21:57,103 --> 01:22:00,379 Just step back and get. Let me get closer so I can hear. 1637 01:22:00,448 --> 01:22:02,448 Good old fashioned family barbecue, huh? 1638 01:22:02,517 --> 01:22:04,515 Yeah, yeah. 1639 01:22:04,517 --> 01:22:07,170 Yeah. I thought I was fired. 1640 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,931 No, you're fired. 1641 01:22:09,413 --> 01:22:11,068 From that job. 1642 01:22:11,448 --> 01:22:13,068 See, I came out to Summer Sizzle 1643 01:22:13,103 --> 01:22:15,998 to get in touch with my roots here in Michigan, 1644 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:19,515 hear some tunes, but I also came to evaluate you 1645 01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:21,448 for a new initiative I'm starting. 1646 01:22:21,517 --> 01:22:23,965 Oh shit. Harvard's getting a brand new job. 1647 01:22:24,034 --> 01:22:26,862 -Don't jinx it, Daryl. -Daryl ain't going to jinx it. 1648 01:22:26,896 --> 01:22:28,931 That girl got a horseshoe up her ass. 1649 01:22:28,965 --> 01:22:31,241 It's for the philanthropic arm of my organization. 1650 01:22:31,275 --> 01:22:33,172 See, I've given a lot to my community. 1651 01:22:33,206 --> 01:22:35,515 Investing in big businesses, small businesses. 1652 01:22:35,517 --> 01:22:38,515 But now I want to have a direct impact 1653 01:22:38,517 --> 01:22:40,344 on causes that I care about. 1654 01:22:40,551 --> 01:22:43,170 And I need somebody super capable 1655 01:22:43,172 --> 01:22:45,931 who can also balance my core values 1656 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,206 with corporate values. 1657 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,170 Keke, you're that person through and through. 1658 01:22:50,172 --> 01:22:51,517 I saw that at the block party. 1659 01:22:52,103 --> 01:22:52,931 Oh my God. 1660 01:22:54,172 --> 01:22:56,379 Oh my God, baby girl, what's going on? 1661 01:22:56,413 --> 01:22:58,137 -What is it? -So what do you say? 1662 01:22:59,241 --> 01:23:00,931 I'm going to Atlanta. 1663 01:23:04,241 --> 01:23:06,411 You'll be here a couple of months 1664 01:23:06,413 --> 01:23:08,137 because my first order of business 1665 01:23:08,172 --> 01:23:10,101 was to buy out a certain Buddy Frank. 1666 01:23:10,103 --> 01:23:12,620 I'm going to need you to take over his development project 1667 01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:14,896 that he was scheming and turn it around. 1668 01:23:15,310 --> 01:23:18,137 Make it about local businesses, not about gentrification. 1669 01:23:18,172 --> 01:23:21,482 Also, I partnered with the Yvonne Mathis Foundation 1670 01:23:21,517 --> 01:23:24,517 to help people like your grandma get on track financially. 1671 01:23:24,965 --> 01:23:29,517 So if you take this job, you will build your own team. 1672 01:23:29,586 --> 01:23:32,344 -Do you think you can do that? -I know I can. 1673 01:23:32,413 --> 01:23:34,379 We have some really great people here. 1674 01:23:36,655 --> 01:23:39,103 But I'm going to see you real soon, Miss McQueen. 1675 01:23:39,586 --> 01:23:42,241 -Thank you. -Y'all enjoy your barbecue. 1676 01:23:42,275 --> 01:23:44,239 -Yeah, uh-huh. -Yes. 1677 01:23:44,241 --> 01:23:47,586 I can't believe it. TheCrystal Maitland 1678 01:23:47,620 --> 01:23:50,551 -was here at our house. -We got the job! 1679 01:23:56,413 --> 01:23:58,275 I'm proud of you, bunny rabbit. 1680 01:23:58,310 --> 01:24:00,655 You're a boss. 1681 01:24:00,689 --> 01:24:04,068 Oh, I just love that Beyoncé. Oh! 1682 01:24:04,137 --> 01:24:06,310 -Mama. - ♪ I got to got to tell you 1683 01:24:06,344 --> 01:24:09,172 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1684 01:24:09,206 --> 01:24:11,137 ♪ From head to toe 1685 01:24:14,482 --> 01:24:17,517 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1686 01:24:17,551 --> 01:24:19,135 ♪ From head to toe 1687 01:24:21,241 --> 01:24:26,206 ♪ I think I love ya From head to toe... ♪ 1688 01:24:26,241 --> 01:24:28,034 I'm so proud of you, baby girl. 1689 01:24:31,379 --> 01:24:34,655 ♪ Here today, gone tomorrow 1690 01:24:34,689 --> 01:24:37,000 ♪ It's possible but I doubt it 1691 01:24:39,551 --> 01:24:42,965 ♪ His kiss is credit In the bank of love ♪ 1692 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,137 ♪ I never leave home Without it ♪ 1693 01:24:48,172 --> 01:24:51,689 ♪ Fourteen karat love, You are my jewel of the Nile ♪ 1694 01:24:51,724 --> 01:24:55,655 ♪ When we make love Diamonds are forever ♪ 1695 01:24:56,310 --> 01:24:59,413 ♪ Top to bottom I love you 1696 01:24:59,482 --> 01:25:02,379 ♪ I will leave you never 1697 01:25:02,758 --> 01:25:05,310 ♪ I got to got to Tell you darling ♪ 1698 01:25:05,379 --> 01:25:08,377 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1699 01:25:08,379 --> 01:25:10,172 ♪ From head to toe 1700 01:25:13,551 --> 01:25:16,517 ♪ Ooh, baby, I want to kiss ya 1701 01:25:16,551 --> 01:25:18,517 ♪ From head to toe 1702 01:25:21,862 --> 01:25:25,206 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1703 01:25:25,241 --> 01:25:27,000 ♪ You got to know 1704 01:25:30,413 --> 01:25:33,379 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1705 01:25:33,413 --> 01:25:35,241 ♪ From head to toe 1706 01:25:37,068 --> 01:25:40,448 ♪ I think I love ya From head to toe ♪ 1707 01:25:41,103 --> 01:25:45,689 ♪ You can't hurry love You got to take it slow ♪ 1708 01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:53,689 ♪ But my angel, You get your wings tonight ♪ 1709 01:25:54,310 --> 01:25:56,342 ♪ Baby, you've got the love 1710 01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:17,137 ♪ Different love 1711 01:26:20,965 --> 01:26:24,655 ♪ Fourteen karat love, You are my jewel of the Nile ♪ 1712 01:26:24,689 --> 01:26:28,586 ♪ When we make love Diamonds are forever ♪ 1713 01:26:29,206 --> 01:26:32,273 ♪ Top to bottom I love you 1714 01:26:32,275 --> 01:26:35,344 ♪ I will leave you never 1715 01:26:35,620 --> 01:26:38,103 ♪ I've got to got to Tell you darling ♪ 1716 01:26:38,137 --> 01:26:40,862 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1717 01:26:40,931 --> 01:26:42,758 ♪ From head to toe 1718 01:26:46,448 --> 01:26:49,584 ♪ Ooh, baby, I think I love ya 1719 01:26:49,586 --> 01:26:51,241 ♪ From head to toe 1720 01:26:55,206 --> 01:26:57,793 Okay, I'll do it. I'll stay up. 1721 01:26:57,827 --> 01:27:00,172 I'll stay awake. 1722 01:27:00,206 --> 01:27:02,515 Someone get the light out! 1723 01:27:02,517 --> 01:27:03,896 - Jesus! - Oh my god. 1724 01:27:04,689 --> 01:27:06,515 I'm gonna stay in town a minute 1725 01:27:06,517 --> 01:27:08,758 to help Gram-jam with Summer Sizzle. 1726 01:27:08,793 --> 01:27:13,653 She doesn't have the sponsors to get it back on track. 1727 01:27:17,862 --> 01:27:20,653 You're really gonna quit this close to getting your pension? 1728 01:27:27,206 --> 01:27:29,758 -Suzanne Summers. -Ah. 1729 01:27:30,862 --> 01:27:32,344 White girl. 1730 01:27:36,896 --> 01:27:40,342 Do these refresh your memory? 1731 01:27:47,344 --> 01:27:51,551 I'm sorry. 1732 01:27:51,586 --> 01:27:55,413 My wife and I did this together, but she couldn't make it. 1733 01:27:55,448 --> 01:27:58,689 Quick question, ma'am. Is my wife dead? 1734 01:27:58,724 --> 01:28:01,827 - Yes. - No wonder she couldn't make it. 1735 01:28:03,827 --> 01:28:05,549 She'll be a while. 1736 01:28:07,793 --> 01:28:10,275 You know what? Ribs don't make everything better. 1737 01:28:10,310 --> 01:28:12,411 Baby, ribs in the Bible. 1738 01:28:12,413 --> 01:28:15,275 Right? God-- You made out of ribs. 1739 01:28:15,310 --> 01:28:16,758 That's why I look at you in such a-- 1740 01:28:16,793 --> 01:28:18,827 If you start wearing barbecue sauce, 1741 01:28:18,862 --> 01:28:21,482 -woman, I would eat your head. -That's how we got in this mess. 1742 01:28:21,517 --> 01:28:23,551 Don't call it a mess. 1743 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,724 That's right. Uh... 1744 01:28:26,310 --> 01:28:29,896 We need... Crack. 1745 01:28:30,551 --> 01:28:31,965 Team. Crack team. 1746 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,310 Sorry, not crack. We don't need crack. 1747 01:28:36,068 --> 01:28:38,448 Oh my God. 1748 01:28:38,758 --> 01:28:43,549 That tickles. 1749 01:28:46,482 --> 01:28:48,517 I could have sworn there were more greens. 1750 01:28:48,586 --> 01:28:50,517 There used to be more greens than that. 1751 01:28:50,931 --> 01:28:53,517 There still is, they're just in a different form now. 1752 01:28:53,586 --> 01:28:55,310 Sean, what did you do with the greens? 1753 01:28:55,344 --> 01:28:57,275 -I ate the greens. -I had a big bowl. 1754 01:28:57,310 --> 01:28:58,793 Right, now it's a smaller bowl. 1755 01:28:58,827 --> 01:29:00,793 What did you do with all-- You've been eating-- 1756 01:29:00,827 --> 01:29:03,344 You were talking. I figured, get a couple greens 1757 01:29:03,379 --> 01:29:06,068 -while I got a chance, -Baby, you want some greens? 1758 01:29:06,137 --> 01:29:08,344 - I ate her portion. - Clearly. 1759 01:29:08,379 --> 01:29:11,379 A man eats for his child. 1760 01:29:12,034 --> 01:29:13,620 That's in the Bible. 1761 01:29:14,068 --> 01:29:15,896 -Page 12. -You and these Bible references. 1762 01:29:15,965 --> 01:29:18,620 I'm a piece of rib with some gravy on it. 1763 01:29:19,586 --> 01:29:22,793 And cut. 1763 01:29:23,305 --> 01:30:23,438 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/aac6w Help other users to choose the best subtitles